Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:36 pm**

bluereaper wrote:Granted by you leaving for a month from everyone to figure everything out on your own.

I wish i could make up my own mind.

Granted, but when you did, it turned out identical to Neil Young's "Helpless."

I wish I had the rights to all of the public domain songs, and all the brands of Scotch Whisky.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:40 pm**

Granted, but with you having all the whisky, you get drunk and sell it back out and can't afford it back.

I wish my brain would figure stuff out.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:46 pm**

granted...but its not the answer you wanted...

i wish i could figure out what i wanted

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:47 pm**

Granted, but its an answer you don't like.

I wish this night would be good.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:49 pm**

granted, but it turns out not to be what you expected (this is a good thing)

I wish I could buy continents.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:49 pm**

granted, but it's bad for everyone else.

i wish i was always right.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:01 pm**

Granted, but your left hand gets infected and must be amputated.

I wish I ruled Africa.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:06 pm**

Granted, but everyone left.

I wish i could have money to travel

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:10 pm**

bluereaper wrote:Granted, but everyone left.

I wish i could have money to travel

Granted, but you earned the money through an industry which polluted the rest of the world making it impossible to travel to.

I wish they'd stop the sports posts.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:13 pm**

im sorry i can't grant that.

i wish Qeee would stop complainin

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:13 pm**

sorry can't grant that either

I wish this wish could be granted.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:17 pm**

P Gizzle wrote:im sorry i can't grant that.

i wish Qeee would stop complainin

WTF, can't grant, that's not the spirit of the thread.

I wish this wish could be granted.

Grants wish, but then you realise that granting that particular wish does nothing, rendering the wish useless.

I wish I could get my four ball mills mess down.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:54 pm**

granted but you die

i wish i understod the world

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:59 pm**

spiesr wrote:granted but you die

i wish i understod the world

Granted, but your brain exploded..

I wish for a premium membership

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:08 pm**

granted, but then your score plummets to an all time low.

i wish i was a major again

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:20 pm**

Granted but you are banned for having multis

i wish i could eat people like a blob

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:25 pm**

Granted, but then you eat yourself.

I wish I could eat my own face.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:13 pm**

Granted, but now you have no face. Children run from you screaming.

I wish I was in Dixie.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:47 pm**

Granted but there was a hurricane in Dizie and now you're dead.

I wishI could actually get above Captain... a rank which I've only achieved for a grand total of three days.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:50 pm**

granted but you get banned for cheating

I wish the patriots win the superbowl

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:19 pm**

Granted, but they get disqualified for huffing bug spray.

I wish I could speak French.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:34 pm**

granted but then your not aloud to go to france plus you forget english

i wish i could get seargent

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:37 pm**

granted, but then you get a score lower than me.

i wish the Hawks would win 8 super bowls in a row

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:39 pm**

granted, but then everyone who has ever heard of football kills themself because of it

I wish... that Cheese Nips went out of business

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:42 pm**

Granted, unfortunately Cheez-its became a monopoly and took over the world, ruling with a cheesy fist.

I wish that I could have a banana tree in my yard.

Conquer Club

A wishing game.