Conquer Club

ODWO wrote:

Suzy1 wrote:RoadRunner, we needa invade Wyle E. Coyote's arsenal and Mr Burns's too!

Right now ... my arsenal is sucking wind .. or ... drowning on my own pond water. One thing about 3 player games is that it always ends up being 2 vs. 1. OR ... 2 people duking it out while the 3rd just collects troops or territories. Then, they get wise and turn on the 3rd. Add in card spoils that give random (random? LoL) payouts, and the most wonderful random dice generator .... and it's starts getting one sided. Just a matter of how many cards one has, and the colors it's all in, I guess. So far, RED has been my random color of choice - 4 troops - while everyone else gets 8-10. I have a feeling Smithers is a sabateur!

Smithers? You're Fired!

Just call him "Smithers and Wesson"!

Suzy1 wrote:Just call him "Smithers and Wesson"!

Hmmm. I like it! Just not pointed at me.

I will try to be nicer... When I get more points than an illegal mexican and and a rodent!!!

Fatso!!!

andyk11 wrote:I will try to be nicer... When I get more points than an illegal mexican and and a rodent!!!

Fatso!!!

Namecalling! Tsk Tsk...but it is understandable that due to your inadequacies, for one (having only 3 fingers and a thumb) that you would lash out due to feeling incompetent! However, don't think that for 1 minute I will cut you any slack in our game. Sincerely, Lola

Ms. Lola.... shall we meet and make plans about the invasion of the aresenals? Name the place and time! meep meep

Lindax - a top-notch moderator - has offered a Contest Achievement Medal to the Cartoon Personality Champion! -And it's gonna look so nice next to my other medals!
Because of this, I've left 12 instead of 10 players in the running. -Whatever, we all know I'm gonna win!

Here are the updated Cartoon Personality points!
Eric Cartman - Elijah S - 67 Trillion pts. for being awesome! Just give me the trophy!
Roadrunner - MyTurnToWin - 10,000,081 pts.
Stan Marsh - Grifftron - 10,000,080 pts.
Mr. Burns - ODWO - 10,000,073 pts.
Lola Bunny - Suzy1 - 10,000,073 pts.
Butters Stotch - RedBaron0 - 10,000,070 pts.
Yosemite Sam - Gilligan - 10,000,031 pts.
Speedy Gonzales - Frito Bandito - 10,000,0025 pts.
Kyle - aligator_al - 10,000,022 pts.
Homer Simpson - azezzo - 10,000,020 pts.
Jeff Alberson - magneto_acolyte - 10,000,019 pts.
Elmer Fudd - AtreidesHouse - 10,000,017 pts.

Only a few games are finished in our 1st round and Round 2 games won't be set up until all of the 1st round games are done.

Those competing for Cartoon Personality should note that between 1 and 10 points will now be awarded per post, and now that it's down to 12 players, secret assignments will be forthcoming! Those posting most frequently and creatively should fare well! -^5's to the top scoring players for staying in character and keeping it fun!

The most sincere, in character, thank-you to Lindax posted in this thread will be sent to the moderator on behalf of all competitors, and the author will be awarded 15 20 27 points! - Afterall, I thought all I was gonna get was some crappy avatar.

Just gimme the trophy!

Dear Lindax,

I read with delight that you will be awarding an authentic medal rather than some cheap A.C.M.E. reproduction. It shows you have class and... (wait.. I hear a noise .... I'll be right back)

7 minutes and 21 seconds later

Ha! Please, I hope you don't mind if I share with you what just happened. That mangy ol' coyote left a parcel wrapped in newspaper on the rock outside; he tripped over an old log and fell on top of a Saguro Cactus. His yelping alerted me to his evil deed. Since he was stuck to that cactus like a needle in a pincushion, I simply moved the box next to him and darted behind a large boulder.

He is still yelping outside even after the huge explosion. meep meep.

I hope this tale brings a big smile to your face. Just like the image of the medal brings a smile to my face. You are kind. I hope some day you can find the time to visit me here in New Mexico. Here I am well respected. In fact, ahem... if you did not know... I am the official state bird.

meep meep.

Again, with my most sincere gratitude, I sign off.

Your new friend,
Roadrunner

MyTurnToWin wrote:Ms. Lola.... shall we meet and make plans about the invasion of the aresenals? Name the place and time! meep meep

Draws a secret map, meet where the X is at 21:00 tomorrow!

Myturntowin is a kiss ass!!!

andyk11 wrote:Myturntowin is a kiss ass!!!

RoadRunner, on the way back from our secret mission, we needa leave Andy a package on his doorstep!

I'll be there right on the X at 21:00. meep meep

Shall I bring the surprise package for Andy? Or did you already have a A.C.M.E. gadget hidden in that cute outfit you always wear? Or perhaps something from the malfunctioning factory run by those strange dudes?

TOURNEY'S BEST GAME CHAT EVER IN GAME 6000071

grifftron: blue had a 9 army up against your 1 and didn't take your bonus, someone had to do it... comon man just play

72o: exactly, blue is huge and you keep breaking me
72o: that's ok, i'm just a convenience store clerk
72o: you pain in the ass kids are always taking advantage of me

grifftron: hey man, first i am a working father myself... 2nd i think i am playing a pretty even game here, i never go for just 1 player unless im trying to take them out and get their cards.
grifftron: and me and blue have the same amount of troops right now and regions. so how can you say he is huge and i am not? yell at him not me...

72o: i was trying to be humorous and obviously failing
72o: I am Apu

MyTurnToWin wrote:I'll be there right on the X at 21:00. meep meep

Shall I bring the surprise package for Andy? Or did you already have a A.C.M.E. gadget hidden in that cute outfit you always wear? Or perhaps something from the malfunctioning factory run by those strange dudes?

I snuck one of Mr Burns's Erasers when he wasn't looking..I have no idea what will happen when andy presses the button. Just hold onto your feathers when he does!

aligator_al wrote:TOURNEY'S BEST GAME CHAT EVER IN GAME 6000071

grifftron: blue had a 9 army up against your 1 and didn't take your bonus, someone had to do it... comon man just play

72o: exactly, blue is huge and you keep breaking me
72o: that's ok, i'm just a convenience store clerk
72o: you pain in the ass kids are always taking advantage of me

grifftron: hey man, first i am a working father myself... 2nd i think i am playing a pretty even game here, i never go for just 1 player unless im trying to take them out and get their cards.
grifftron: and me and blue have the same amount of troops right now and regions. so how can you say he is huge and i am not? yell at him not me...

72o: i was trying to be humorous and obviously failing
72o: I am Apu

Hey Kyle, you jerk face, why didn't you show the posts before that so people understand why i was upset

2009-11-30 06:32:00 - grifftron: gl huys
2009-11-30 06:32:05 - grifftron: *guys
2009-12-01 13:19:29 - aligator_al: ty - gl
2009-12-04 13:42:38 - aligator_al: flat rate spoils are AWESOME when you have to cash in 3 reds
2009-12-04 14:06:53 - 72o: 3 player games are awesome when both your opponents only attack you
2009-12-04 20:27:14 - grifftron: lol... i was just trying to get land, wasn't looking at who i was attacking at the time
2009-12-04 22:33:57 - 72o: that's 3 turns in a row now
2009-12-04 23:55:09 - grifftron: hey you got Scan right now man, nothing to be upset about
2009-12-07 09:28:56 - 72o: since you want to get stupid, red, i'll help you
2009-12-07 09:30:23 - 72o: not as much as i would have liked, the dice didn't cooperate
2009-12-07 10:27:49 - grifftron: how is me taking away your "bonus" stupid?
2009-12-07 10:28:17 - grifftron: blue had a 9 army up against your 1 and didn't take your bonus, someone had to do it... comon man just play
2009-12-07 14:09:14 - 72o: exactly, blue is huge and you keep breaking me

*note that Me and Kyle (blue) had the SAME amount of troops at the time of this post* Apuke was just crying cuz he couldn't hold his crappy little bonus and kyle was just sitting next to his boarder not attacking and i was getting all the grief because i was taking out his bonus there. Whats the deal? cry babies
Clearly Mr. Apuke was not in Char either, its the game man, chill out, and always make sure to show all posts so people know what happened. And why are you posting this. Are you trying to kiss the poo in little fat boys ace?

Hats off to Lindax,
I am thrilled at the thought of possibly winning a medal for being a Bunny. Here in ToonTown, that is quite an honor. Last medal I won was in that SpaceJam competiiton and I had to become a Looney Toon to do it!

Thanks ever so much for allowing "fatass" Cartman to offer this medal. Mods like you make the game much more fun and interesting. Sincerely, Lola Bunny

OK i apologize to both 72o and aligator_al. Seriously was just a misunderstanding. Just here to have fun and play some CC!

and that's cool about Lindax giving out a second medal for this tourney (if i understand that correctly) Lindax is the man!

grifftron wrote: ......and that's cool about Lindax giving out a second medal for this tourney (if i understand that correctly) Lindax is the man!

Mr. Burns: Hmmm. What's this about a medal being given out for the most....? the most points?
(gets out a calculator and punched some keys)
Mr. Burns: Awww. Wouldn't it be alot "greener" if you just sent me the money? Just think, all that energy and pollution going into the Springfield River in order to just make out a medal? Well, in typical Montgomery Burns fashion, I say just send me the money! But, if you must, I really like the idea that LIndax will be offering a medal. Just remember ... Burns is spelled B-U-R-N-S." It'll look good on my mantel with all the other trophies.

ODWO: Burns? You have no other trophies. Who are you trying to fool? Oh wait, there's that one trophy you got when you were a child. The one that says "Hey everybody, I can stand up and pee like my daddy now" and a pair of smiling parents right behind you.

Mr. Burns: Alright, alright. I'll make a deal with you ODWO (you idiot tattle tailer), if you stop bothering me, I'll tell Lindax to just give the trophy to you.
Burn's new assistant: Who shall I make the check out to sir?
Mr. Burns: The names LINDAX. L-I-N-D-A-X
New Assistant: What about ODWO?
Mr. Burns: What about him? In fact, I want to get rid of him ... (looks in coat pocket) Hmmm. Now where did I put that eraser.

ODWO wrote:

grifftron wrote: ......and that's cool about Lindax giving out a second medal for this tourney (if i understand that correctly) Lindax is the man!

Mr. Burns: Hmmm. What's this about a medal being given out for the most....? the most points?
(gets out a calculator and punched some keys)
Mr. Burns: Awww. Wouldn't it be alot "greener" if you just sent me the money? Just think, all that energy and pollution going into the Springfield River in order to just make out a medal? Well, in typical Montgomery Burns fashion, I say just send me the money! But, if you must, I really like the idea that LIndax will be offering a medal. Just remember ... Burns is spelled B-U-R-N-S." It'll look good on my mantel with all the other trophies.

ODWO: Burns? You have no other trophies. Who are you trying to fool? Oh wait, there's that one trophy you got when you were a child. The one that says "Hey everybody, I can stand up and pee like my daddy now" and a pair of smiling parents right behind you.

Mr. Burns: Alright, alright. I'll make a deal with you ODWO (you idiot tattle tailer), if you stop bothering me, I'll tell Lindax to just give the trophy to you.
Burn's new assistant: Who shall I make the check out to sir?
Mr. Burns: The names LINDAX. L-I-N-D-A-X
New Assistant: What about ODWO?
Mr. Burns: What about him? In fact, I want to get rid of him ... (looks in coat pocket) Hmmm. Now where did I put that eraser.

LOL
Good to see you posting again! It's just too bad that the medal will read C-A-R-T-M-A-N instead of B-U-R-N-S.

meep meep

I love this new program from A.C.M.E. Push this red button and hold it for 5 seconds (one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five Mississippi). Now hold down the blue and green at the same time for one second. Point at the screen..... whoosh, all those other thank you notes to Lindax are vaporized leaving just mine.

They so underestimate me because I am a bird.

meep meep

[ Quote] Mr. Burns: What about him? In fact, I want to get rid of him ... (looks in coat pocket) Hmmm. Now where did I put that eraser.

Smiling as I place the eraser back in it's hiding place!

I want Box #11

Something tells me that we all may be getting "Scrooged"!