1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:47 pm

184. Get hired as a greeter and get feet up by all the customers as they walk through the door.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:49 pm

185. Throw dead babies everywhere

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:03 pm

Walk around with large banner saying:

"George Washington Is The biggest Over Rated Prick Since Lincoln".

or maybe the other way round.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:10 pm

qazwsx12345 wrote:
william18 wrote:182. Ask for a discount
u already said that....
so it should be
william18 wrote:18. Ask for a discount

Your really a stickler.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:27 am

187. Walk in and announce, "Hi! My name is william18."

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:37 am

Walk in and pronounce (over the store loudspeakers):

My Cock Is Huge.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:40 am

188.
Bring your girlfriend/boyfriend in and show others how its done, if you catch my drift

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:21 am

Play Scrabble in public?
You're gross.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:15 pm

NO FOOL!

We play risk

apey · Post by **apey** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:19 pm

I know just go to walmart with DDS and suggs
Let's go boys show me how it is done
Risk that is

Eigidansei · Post by **Eigidansei** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:40 am

190: Randomly grab ladies boobs and investigate them, making sure they are soft enough and big enough. If needed comment"nice boobs" or"you need breast implants"

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:42 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:NO FOOL!

We play risk

Shit. No wonder my score is 3.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:43 am

apey wrote:I know just go to walmart with DDS and suggs
Let's go boys show me how it is done
Risk that is

I enjoy the missionary position.
But then, I'm a traditionalist at heart.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:45 am

Eigidansei wrote:190: Randomly grab ladies boobs and investigate them, making sure they are soft enough and big enough. If needed comment"nice boobs" or"you need breast implants"

191 Systemicallyygrab ALL BOOBS whenever you can.
Not just in Walmart-don't waste the life you have been given.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:46 am

192. Hit people over the head with a raw chicken.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:52 am

william18 wrote:192. Hit people over the head with a raw chicken.

Then eat chicken. Waste not, want not.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:54 am

193. Slap someone across the face with a smelly trout.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:56 am

Then eat said trout. Waste not...

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:15 pm

194: get in a shopping cart and crash into a stall of expensive wines

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:26 pm

195. Take a baseball bat the all those nice TV's sitting in the electronics section and laugh maniacally as they drag you out of the store.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:27 pm

Self circumcision.
Preferably in the cold meats section.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:30 pm

197:

Do a duoble fake roleclaim to suggs then baffle him with knowlegde of his actions, thus making him faint from thinking to much and being suspiscious.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:31 pm

*faints*

*foreskin also falls off*

william18 · Post by **william18** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:36 pm

198. Making suggs wake up to the sound of me explaining that the mod is actually been killing player, but then wicked was multi'ing and turned out to be me. Then you would go in a coma from all the trama.

dsmsc1991 · Post by **dsmsc1991** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:29 pm

199. Walk up to a clerk and ask "How much" and point at their breasts.

200. Take your laptop/PC in and start burning all the newest DVD'S.