Conquer Club

Out comes Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer

I put in Spongebob square pants.

out comes a little badge saying "i have no original ideas". please wear it proud.

i put in a flying monkey octopus.

You get a chance to see the machine break (I love doing that!)

I insert a mechanic

you get four fried chickens and a coke

You inserted nothing, so you receive nothing.

I put a tennis ball into the vending machine of doom.

you get a tennis racket


i insert oxygen

you get carbon monoxide

I put in a copy of "raiders of the lost ark"

you get a whip and stylish hat, and trouble and nazi's start following you everywhere, and you suddenly hate snakes


i insert a flashlight

you get contact lenses, and a footbal

I inset bryguy's football

you get a wardrobe leading you to the mystical land of narnia

I insert a goat

You get a wardrobe that you think let's you go to narins, but when you enter it, you only bang you head on the other side


I insert a credit card

you get a painting of a boat. Whenever your around it, you get this strange feeling about it. Finally, you sit there staring at it for 2 hours straight. After you've been staring at it for those 2 hours, you finally (for the first time in those 2 hours) blink, and afterwards you could have sworn that the water and the boat we're moving, so you go up to the picture, touch it, and suddenly your back in narnia on a boat



i insert that painting into the Vending (shredding) Machine of DOOM!!!!! so that animorph cant escape narnia

you receive $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in debt

i insert an ASPCA membership card

You get a bottle of Pepsi.

I insert CokeaCola

You receive lemonade

I put a noose into the vending machine of doom.

It leaves you hanging.

I put in an alarm clock

Out comes animorph.

I insert bryguy to get revenge for animorph

out comes 2 bryguys!
out comes 2 bryguys!

muahahahahahahahahahahaha! they drive you insane!
muahahahahahahahahahahaha! they drive you insane!

Is there an echo in here?
Is there an echo in here?

weird.
weird.



I insert my now twin
HEY!

What, you keep copying me
So? thats cause im your twin now

WHO CARES! im inserting you anyways!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*inserts twin bryguy*

Muahahahahahaha!

YOu gets a me clone. YEA!


I insert Thor. And by Thor I mean this: http://www.zoofur.com/images/1.jpg (warning: NSFW)

You receive a slap in the face and some soap.

I put a hat into the vending machine of doom.

you receive a rabid squirrel

I insert the third stomach of an unmilked calf

you get a cloned sheep

i insert a picture that says Star Wars: Attack of the Clones and has a bunch of sheep on it

u get f*ck all back lol

i insert myself

Bye bye.

I insert a rabid pack of dogs to follow you

you hear barking and screaming and shredding noises and a pile of shredded clothes pops out


i insert a popsicle