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Conquer Club • Who masturbates ??????????? - Page 8
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:40 pm
by Stopper
Vincent M wrote:Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years


I'll take your word for that. My first term, where I had to share a room with someone else and had no privacy, was murder. The (sometimes disgusting) unisex shower was the only place where you were (fairly) sure of privacy, except there were no doors to lock or anything - the shower curtain was the only thing between you and the world's gaze.

I'm not saying I did anything, or that hand shandies in the showers are morally justified, I'm just saying how conditions can lead people to do things they don't want to.

8-[

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:44 pm
by Aegnor
Yey I made it into someone's sig!!! woot! =D>

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:52 pm
by Vincent M
Yes you did this discussion was glorious

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:33 pm
by heavycola
compulsive masturbators! become art! http://www.spermcube.org

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:25 pm
by MeDeFe
Now THAT'S art.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:02 pm
by Cynthia
:roll: I'm not even gonna answer this..

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:53 pm
by wiggybowler
it's alright we believe what we want anyway

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:04 pm
by Alexwales93
Lol to this thread.

And who doesn't?

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:05 pm
by hecter
Alexwales93 wrote:Lol to this thread.

And who doesn't?

Apparently 13% of the CC population. I know who does though… *cough* Cynthia *cough*

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:33 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
the 13% are either liars, kids, or women at the age of 21 and older :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:36 pm
by Vincent M
DirtyDishSoap wrote:the 13% are either liars, kids, or women at the age of 21 and older :lol:


If anything I think women would be masturbating more after 21

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:44 pm
by Alexwales93
When is the accepteble age to masurbate?

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:48 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
when you first look at porn

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:51 pm
by Alexwales93
Lol, fair enough.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:07 pm
by b.k. barunt
Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:10 pm
by Vincent M
b.k. barunt wrote:Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.


This story is just unfolding :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:15 pm
by Alexwales93
Lol. :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:28 pm
by Vincent M
Masturbating is what connects everyone

We could have peace treaty's with it

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:39 pm
by MeDeFe
I like peace.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:39 pm
by b.k. barunt
This could very well be the start of the new peace movement - Wankers Against the War.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:02 pm
by Genghis Khant
Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:50 pm
by Stopper
b.k. barunt wrote:Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.


Christ, I hope not. How much's the 10-years-backed-up child support for one with 8 legs?

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:51 pm
by b.k. barunt
The killer could be the medical costs - each one of the legs is retarded.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:13 am
by Skittles!
Woot, masturbators, unite!

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:43 am
by luckiekevin
Genghis Khant wrote:Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat


really quite scary to read when looking at your picture next to it..