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Unvote Vote theherkman

/ wrote:lets see, I don't like rewarding the lazy by allowing them to not vote, but I don't like no lynches either, so to motivate everyone to get a kill in on time it will be left to chance, 1/2 chance to either kill the person with the most votes or end with no lynch.

Lol I like this solution.
Herk hasn't been posting for two days and deadline is tomorrow...

Same story here like in most other games currently running it seems. Not that convinced about the herk waggon(mostly cause no one counterclaimed), but no lynch is worse.
Since he's at L-2 I'll wait some more, just in case, but if nothing happens I'll vote him tomorrow morning.

The deadline is due tomorrow so be quick about it...

aage wrote:The deadline is due tomorrow so be quick about it...

well, he was really active before, and since the BW started he vanished, and the deadline is getting near so vote the herk, if you are townie improve your defense right now, you are a L-1

"Improve your defense right now", by possibly lynching a roe-blocker that is town aligned? Doesn't mix very well once you think about it. On the other hand, I'd rather not waste any more time than needed so I will go along with herk.


Vote theherkman

Right, thanks for hammering Drew but the deadline was still tomorrow. FoS.

Oh man, this might be an epic last post by herk.

This is why you all should have voted Mr. Squirrel. I know for a fact he is mafia because of my role PM... Should have listened...

theherkman wrote:This is why you all should have voted Mr. Squirrel. I know for a fact he is mafia because of my role PM... Should have listened...

If your role specifically said that Mr. Squirrel is mafia you probably should have mentioned that a little sooner...

theherkman wrote:This is why you all should have voted Mr. Squirrel. I know for a fact he is mafia because of my role PM... Should have listened...

lmao.

I'm betting he's an opposite miller or something like that
But seriously, this is the worst reply I've seen in ages, thanks for bringing joy to my life mate

Well I guess you will see when I am lynched and am town...

Final Vote Count

Mr. Squirrel: 2 votes ( Vioiet, theherkman)

Victor Sullivan: 1 vote (???)

Fircoal: 1 vote (Haggis_McMutton)

ga7: 1 vote (xuereb)

theherkman: 8 votes (Victor Sullivan, Fircoal, ga7, aage, Mr. Squirrel, spiesr, FloresDelMal, DrewDude)


Note: day scene flavor gives absolutely no bearing to anyone's roles except for the lynched

That day in the middle of the shift, the new cook Herk made a sarcastically condescending remark to Violet from the kitchen, not understanding sarcasm Mr.squirrel thought to himself that something must be horribly wrong, he said "there was no way Theherkman had enough compassion in his heart to offer anyone advice". Herk pondered this for a moment and attacked the squirrel "Damn you! just because you're my boss on my second job doesn't mean you can tell anyone about it, That's an ongoing trial! I wasn't proven guilty yet!" In the end both were hospitalized for a different reason.

When they came back to work that evening everyone had gathered around herk, they asked who he really was, "You all know I work here! I'm the best chef there is." Bragged Herk. To prove it Victor Sullivan, Fircoal, ga7, aage, Mr. Squirrel, spiesr, FloresDelMal and DrewDude gathered around the table waiting to taste Theherkman's masterpiece dish, "Just you wait guys, my cooking is so awesome you will be speechless.". And they were, as they took their first bites, some closed their eyes, some bowed their heads, some fell off their chairs gasping for air.
"See guys, you shouldn't ever doubt me." Drewdude got up and picked up a steak knife, he lunged at the herkman "must... get.... taste out of mouth" Drew gasped as he dispatched herk. the rest of the agreeing diners feasted on herk who tasted slighly better than his cooking.

theherkman; Aspiring cook (Town Roleblocker/Unaware delusional poisoner) has been lynched, and I hate you guys for it, I really wanted to see this role in action

Shift over, Night One starts!
You have 3 RL days

*Voice from the grave*

"Remember my last posts and GL town!"

THM, shut up. Why should we use a delusional poisoner?

Day may be a bit delayed due to holiday. also sorry I'm not posting as much in other games, I promise to post more afterward.

That night whatever preventative measures in place worked, there were no kills.

Day Two Starts

Well then. How about that?

Victor Sullivan wrote:Well then. How about that?

i think even thought we had no deaths, we cant start to congratulate each other, it might have been due to Xmas, you know, ppl being too busy for sending their night actions, anyway ill start the day by pointing to the unnecessary hammering of herk, when we still had one more day to go, seriously the guy basically critics me for putting herk at L-1, and then goes and hammers him, talk about being inconsequential vote DrewDude

Herk, no talking. your voice box is in someone's intestine and the motion is causing cramps. Now go back to your grave, it's still in the alley because there's no pickup on Christmas.

**Mmmhmhmmmhmhmmmhmhmmh**

**Last murmur from the grave...**

theherkman wrote:

theherkman wrote:This is why you all should have voted Mr. Squirrel. I know for a fact he is mafia because of my role PM... Should have listened...

...says theherkman from beyond the grave even though HE'S F*CKING DEAD AND IT'S COMPLETELY IMPROBABLE THAT HE'D BE ABLE TO SPEAK FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!!!!! Your flesh tasted like chicken, the kind of person you are, dear. It's rather fortunate that you died, I was just preparing the divorce papers. They taste better than your cooking, at least. Sorry, I'm just simply going on a rant and talking to a DEAD PERSON. Anyways, pip pip cheerio and vote DrewDude.

-Sully

P.S. maim what's left of theherkman

Do we want to give any credence to his "Mr. S is a mafia" theory. Seems like a pretty big OMGUS to me and would be too unbalanced if it were true.

Hmm, not sure about herk.
If anything Briasburg has proved that there is SOME method to his madness, so we might want to keep an eye on Mr. S.

However, you can't argue with the scuminess of this:

DrewDude wrote:"Improve your defense right now", by possibly lynching a roe-blocker that is town aligned? Doesn't mix very well once you think about it. On the other hand, I'd rather not waste any more time than needed so I will go along with herk.


Vote theherkman

This translates imo into "I really want to lynch somebody, but let me register my skepticism for the lynch first so I can point to it when the guy comes up town"

vote drewdude