king of the hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:25 am

oh sod it (again). i fire tactital misslies at the hill.

my smoking crater

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:29 am

*squeak squeak* go get the ball! *pretends to throw*
*throws* "FETCH!"
newcastle rushes to get it in his mouth, and he "ball" explodes.
God puts another pile of dirt on the crater.
my hill.

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:31 am

come on satan! i am George W Bush! you must obey me!

satan kills you in a way that is too horrible to describe.

my new hill!

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:59 pm

Walks up the hill

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:03 pm

damn you! i really should put some security up...

anyway... shots you with his raptor 5.0 handgun

my hill

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:23 pm

Parachutes down

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:05 pm

flak cannons at the ready... fire!

your brains will be found in new york

still my hill b*tches!

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:13 pm

as your flak guns run out of ammo i send my army of arabian camil mooses to kill you all

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:17 pm

machine gun nests open fire!

panzer tanks fall out!

SS troopers fire rockets that fire bullets!

still my hill (flak cannons are for people in the air)

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:20 pm

fine NUKE away hill totally destroyed then i make new hill

my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:21 pm

hourman wrote:fine NUKE away hill totally destroyed then i make new hill

my hill

I nuke you new hill and dig a hole. Now I'm king of the hole.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:21 pm

Radiation from fallout make you a mutant shunned by society. I wait 35 years and then move in.

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:23 pm

bring in the sucide bombers!

you go boom!

my hole now suckers!

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:24 pm

i dig a hole from the bottom of teh hill to the tip launch smoke bombs in a rush you and everybody else run away but what you didnt know was there was thousands of mines surrounding the hill you all get blown to bits.

my hill

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:24 pm

Suicide bombers don't like bush.

my hole

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:27 pm

well i pay osama to drive some passenger jet planes in the hole an dkill you then i build a new hill.

my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:34 pm

My sniper takes you out and my mutant self moves in to feast on your flesh.

My hill

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:40 pm

hahaha osama survives the crash and chopes off you head and feeds you to his pet llama betty and reclaims the hill for me while he brings be back to life with his black magic

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:49 pm

bring in the SAS boys!

you and your racist friend osama are killed without a shred of remorse.

my hill with SAS guards and marines as back-up army with flak cannons, machine gun nests and panzer tanks (you can never beat a classic tank)

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:49 pm

My son joins your ranks on the hill only to backstab you (literaly) and reclaims the family hill… which he turns into a hole.

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:50 pm

your son was infected with T-virus and rips you to shreds. my zombie hunter friends kill him

my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:52 pm

Its a hole now, and what you didn't know was the booby traps in hole, and they blow you up. My Daughter moves in and claims the family hole.

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:48 pm

well that nigh tyour daughter came out and got drunk with me and i fucked her and she signed legal ownership of the hole to me and then i boned her agian.

my hole

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:55 pm

My daughter gave you AIDS and you die. Then my brother comes in and takes the family hole.

My Hole

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:58 pm

hahahaha, what you didnt know that it was osama in a suit dressed like me so i am still alive and i do a kamakazi attack on the hole and befor ei hit i give ownership (witch i dint really die you killed osama) to my second brother twice removed 3 son abe lincoln.

distant realatives hole