Conquer Club

God says No, UK loses again just like the Civil War

My Hill

god smites you

my hill

the devil brings you back to hell

my hill!

"thanks mr satan!"

"anytime billy. just remember to listen to heavy metal music and i'll be seeing you real soon!"

"yes sir!"

Satans a women

My hill

then satan will take you, and punish you in her bedroom.


my hill

satan takes you both

my hill

Throws a brick at Satan

My hill

I have a strange glow around me (I don't know why either) and while people think I'm an angel I kill everyone with a machine bazuka that I made.

My hill

Oh yeah? Well I have a wang with unlimited potential for length and a maximum width of 12 feet. Your pants fall down unexpectedly as I approach....


Need I say more?


My hill.

you catch syphilis and die

my hill

Syphilis takes a long time to incubate, thus leaving me with more time then you clearly anticipated. With this in mind, I see you charging up the hill, and swing my gargantuan crotch pickle in your direction, rendering you not only a carrier of syphilis, but knocking you out as well.


Enjoy your slow death, and it's still my hill.

I hire you in a movie, give you 10% gross Domestic and International, all merchandising rights, and 1 VHS copy of the movie.

Then I respectfully ask if I can share your hill.

Our hill.

vtmarik wrote:I hire you in a movie, give you 10% gross Domestic and International, all merchandising rights, and 1 VHS copy of the movie.

Then I respectfully ask if I can share your hill.

Our hill.

I'll light the fire
You put the flowers in the vase
That you bought today

Staring at the fire
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
Play your love songs
All night long for me
Only for me

Come to me now
And rest your head for just five minutes
Everything is good
Such a cosy room
The windows are illuminated
By the sunshine through them
Fiery gems for you
Only for you

Our hill is a very, very fine hill
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

WELL YOU GUYS ALL CATCH AIDS FROM MY AIDS GINGER GUN AND ALL DIE AN DITS MY HILL FOR GOOD


MY HILL BITCHES

Your Caps Lock button dies and you kill yourself because you cant live with a life without posts in all caps.

My Hill

My colossal colon tickler revives myself and vt, but before it does so, mushrooms slaps you so hard that generations of Jedi will feel your pain.

Our hill.

well my evil fighting mongooses attack and eat you alive and crown me king and my rabid squirll guards protect me.


my hill

you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, so you have to rush to your doctor, who is forced to remove it. VT goes with you as he is concerned about his favorite toy.

My Hill

well i bang you mom and convince her to take you home byr the ear and let your abusive drunk father beat you then she comes back for more.


my hill

I beat my father in a drinking competition, then go back to the hill where I barf on you, causing you to drown in my vomit.

My Hill

im still banging your mom and you walk in on us and spontanius combust when you see your mom taking it.


my hill

I was ridiculously drunk from the drinking contest with my dad, so I couldn't tell it was my Mom. You still drown in my barf.

Still My Hill

ok then i just pick you off with a springfield 808 sniper rifle riding on the back of a camil 2000 yards away and i still mange to pop you mom a couple of more times then let my african wallibee panda with tie die fur eat you.




MY HILL

hourman's hour is up. he's whacked by the mafia- who hired ME, the best hitman there is.
my hill.

well ill put you out in the middle the ocean and have a stringray kill you!!!



My hill p.s not ment offend R.I.P- steve