king of the hill

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:28 pm

God says No, UK loses again just like the Civil War

My Hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:45 pm

god smites you

my hill

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:49 pm

the devil brings you back to hell

my hill!

"thanks mr satan!"

"anytime billy. just remember to listen to heavy metal music and i'll be seeing you real soon!"

"yes sir!"

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:41 pm

Satans a women

My hill

cdman · Post by **cdman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:06 pm

then satan will take you, and punish you in her bedroom. :twisted:

my hill

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:45 pm

satan takes you both

my hill

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:17 pm

Throws a brick at Satan

My hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:03 pm

I have a strange glow around me (I don't know why either) and while people think I'm an angel I kill everyone with a machine bazuka that I made.

My hill

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:36 pm

Oh yeah? Well I have a wang with unlimited potential for length and a maximum width of 12 feet. Your pants fall down unexpectedly as I approach....

Need I say more?

My hill.

Blueoctober · Post by **Blueoctober** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:49 pm

you catch syphilis and die

my hill

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:11 pm

Syphilis takes a long time to incubate, thus leaving me with more time then you clearly anticipated. With this in mind, I see you charging up the hill, and swing my gargantuan crotch pickle in your direction, rendering you not only a carrier of syphilis, but knocking you out as well.

Enjoy your slow death, and it's still my hill.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:22 pm

I hire you in a movie, give you 10% gross Domestic and International, all merchandising rights, and 1 VHS copy of the movie.

Then I respectfully ask if I can share your hill.

Our hill.

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:26 pm

vtmarik wrote:I hire you in a movie, give you 10% gross Domestic and International, all merchandising rights, and 1 VHS copy of the movie.

Then I respectfully ask if I can share your hill.

Our hill.

I'll light the fire
You put the flowers in the vase
That you bought today

Staring at the fire
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
Play your love songs
All night long for me
Only for me

Come to me now
And rest your head for just five minutes
Everything is good
Such a cosy room
The windows are illuminated
By the sunshine through them
Fiery gems for you
Only for you

Our hill is a very, very fine hill
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:40 pm

WELL YOU GUYS ALL CATCH AIDS FROM MY AIDS GINGER GUN AND ALL DIE AN DITS MY HILL FOR GOOD

MY HILL BITCHES

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:42 pm

Your Caps Lock button dies and you kill yourself because you cant live with a life without posts in all caps.

My Hill

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:45 pm

My colossal colon tickler revives myself and vt, but before it does so, mushrooms slaps you so hard that generations of Jedi will feel your pain.

Our hill.

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:46 pm

well my evil fighting mongooses attack and eat you alive and crown me king and my rabid squirll guards protect me.

my hill

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:47 pm

you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, so you have to rush to your doctor, who is forced to remove it. VT goes with you as he is concerned about his favorite toy.

My Hill

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:49 pm

well i bang you mom and convince her to take you home byr the ear and let your abusive drunk father beat you then she comes back for more.

my hill

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:50 pm

I beat my father in a drinking competition, then go back to the hill where I barf on you, causing you to drown in my vomit.

My Hill

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:52 pm

im still banging your mom and you walk in on us and spontanius combust when you see your mom taking it.

my hill

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:02 pm

I was ridiculously drunk from the drinking contest with my dad, so I couldn't tell it was my Mom. You still drown in my barf.

Still My Hill

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:11 pm

ok then i just pick you off with a springfield 808 sniper rifle riding on the back of a camil 2000 yards away and i still mange to pop you mom a couple of more times then let my african wallibee panda with tie die fur eat you.

MY HILL

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:26 pm

hourman's hour is up. he's whacked by the mafia- who hired ME, the best hitman there is.
my hill.

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:34 pm

well ill put you out in the middle the ocean and have a stringray kill you!!!

My hill p.s not ment offend R.I.P- steve