king of the hill

Slim_Jesta · Post by **Slim_Jesta** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:01 pm

I bounce back up and pretend to be the Wamart smiley and tell you about all the money you could save and you run to walmart.

I take your hill, MY HILL!

cdman · Post by **cdman** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:27 pm

i show you MY SMILE! and you die of envie.

my hill!

ElMark · Post by **ElMark** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:58 pm

I feed you copious amounts of sugar causing your smile to rot away. You run to the dentist.

My Hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:22 pm

the cops think your selling "sugar" to junkies and they arrest you

my hill

cowshrptrn · Post by **cowshrptrn** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:25 pm

I'm in ur b4s3 k1ll1ng 4ll ur d00dz

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Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:52 am

You die
My hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:34 pm

you realize your hill is only the mound in your backyard.

my hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:40 pm

static_ice wrote:First of all Strikewolf, you cannot watch a nuclear bomb explode from a safe distance unless you're so far...but if you're that far you can't see me so you can't know if I ran away...so I'll just say I did.

My avvy bites you're head off (if you notice the mouth...)

my hill

I watched it on TV idiot. I saw you as the blast went off just before it destroyed the camera.

And you can keep your stupid hill.

killza666jrr · Post by **killza666jrr** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:45 pm

i dig me a hole my hole

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:51 pm

i build another hill, my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:51 pm

killza666jrr wrote:i dig me a hole my hole

Your hole gets taken over by religious extremists who behead you on live television and is then shrunken in a bizzare phenomenon that cannot be explained. I then buy it on e-bay.

My shrunken head.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:17 pm

hmmm... I can go with the hole, the hill, or the head... I will go with the shrunken head. Strikewolf I spray you with a hose and the shrunken head absorbs the water and becomes normal (but its still dead) you throw it into the air and runaway of fear.

My non-shrunken head

Sam Jam · Post by **Sam Jam** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:19 pm

i hang out on my hill, still my hill
i also shoot the head into 1,000,000,000,000 pieces, stactic runs home to mommy because his plaything was destroyed :wink:

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:25 pm

fine I guess I'll we'll go back to the hill. I tell you that this game is really called Queen of the Hill and you get off the hill cuz ur a homophobe (so am I, I guess)

My Straight Hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:30 pm

You know I would have just sold the head to you if you wanted it. I point out that Osama is hiding in Killza's hole. the US army kills him and as an award give me hole as a gift.

My stupid hole.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:38 pm

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is being filmed near static's house. he runs away to avoid getting a makeover.
my hill. i throw a grenade down strike wolf's hole and then with my superhuman-killing strength i move the hill over the hole.
my hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:42 pm

Still alive I wonder what a hill is doing on top of my hole. Oh well, since legally the land surrounding the hole was mine and your hill is now on that land.

My hill.

cdman · Post by **cdman** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:19 am

i buy your hole!

my hill

Master Bush · Post by **Master Bush** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:21 am

I cover your hill with Butt sars in order to kill anyone who comes up on the hill.

GAME OVER

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:22 am

I do nothing, so MB gets bored and removes them. Then I hang him.

My hill.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:37 am

I have Handbanana to rape you

My Hill

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:38 am

I sleep

My Hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:50 am

With my money I go back in time and buy stock in every major corporation before they were worth anything. Years later, I'm the richest man in the world. But since I am nearing my death, I put in my will that the first person to win a race around the galaxy will get my 800 trillion dollars.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:15 am

I win the race, buy hill

my hill

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:16 am

I forge documents stating that the will of strike wolf is in fact invalid and steal the hill while no-one in watching.

My hill.