Conquer Club

on a side note cahoots, we'll both be 18 in june!

... Once, on a cruiseship, my lovely horse Boots accidentally were . . .

(gramatically suspicious, but it will work. Should be "were accidentally", but I think it'll fly).

uh...didn't know if we were going for biggest on the web or not, but i stumbled across one with just under 2000 posts...

What do you mean, on a side note? This whole thread is just one long continuous side note. As a matter of fact, I would like to suggest that the one word story posts are too linear. I would hate to see the story completely take over the thread.......

I guess the important thing is to be the longest thread. The ends justify the means, but could we consider perhaps just adding the story words at the end of our posts rather than have them be our entire post.

Whatever. That's all we need is rules for this thread....lol

SMITH197 wrote:on a side note cahoots, we'll both be 18 in june!

yay!!! ...mines the 8th...whens yours?

SMITH197 wrote:

Marvaddin wrote:Fine that Amanda is the responsible for the topic content!!
Im still interested in some fresh meat, so if there is a female interested, feel free to pm me...
And I dont care about age under 18... Im a teacher, so Im accustomed with teens

anyone else getting the creeps?

Calm down, guys... I was only joking. Whats the problem with you??

Its goodto se that this thread is going so well. Good job all!!!!

deheeled

I know, I know, I'm usually the no-dominating-topics nazi, but until this story has a compelling protagonist or moral lesson, I think it's safely without merit, so I'll contribute to it...

But then what happens if my contribution helps to bring merit to it? Should it necessarily be inferred that any words I add to the story are attempts at sabotage?

BTW - actor friend was Billy Zane, soon to stink up top billings everywhere as the Phantom.

What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

areyouincahoots wrote:

SMITH197 wrote:on a side note cahoots, we'll both be 18 in june!

yay!!! ...mines the 8th...whens yours?

the 24th! I cant wait...





and Marv, its ok. I have a soft spot in my heart for drunken Brazilian biology teachers that prey on minors.

... Just got back home from an office party. These Japanese guys can really put it away, I can tell you.

...Anyway, heard a joke - not bad for a Japanese joke (most Japanese jokes are non-sensical one-liners).

... An old-timer is was driving down a highway in his old farm truck when he got a call on his cell phone. It was his wife.

... "Just heard on the news", she said, "There's some lunatic driving down the highway in the wrong direction! It's the same highway you said you'd be taking - so be careful!"

... The old guy laughed and said, "Hell, I see hundreds of cars going the wrong direction!"

...

SMITH197 wrote:and Marv, its ok. I have a soft spot in my heart for drunken Brazilian biology teachers that prey on minors.

lol...I think there's a little soft spot like that in all our hearts. It's the preying on the minors that really makes them so adorable.

Don't worry Marv, we're just having fun with ya...

I know... all the topic is a big joke, and I was joking too... Scarus seemed pretty serious about my posts. Take it easy, guy!!

Smith: you arent female, are you?

sry marv, but 100% dude.

marv,

I'm "100%" dude too

my sn comes from the simpsons

Anyone else in their Finals right now? I got one take-home exam (lucky me right?...wrong! take-homes are MAD hard!) And another one on British History.
Anyone else?

rocksolid wrote:What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.


and...


Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

YAY!!

we should start the "Who am I???"
one person tries to impersonate someone and the rest guess who.

I'll start

liek Lack sed we wood make me a mod
liek isn't that soooo kool

who am I???

another one:

I like girls under 18

#1 maxthithgray8
#2 Marvaddin

Close?

My turn..

"red - git owt ov austylya or else"
"first ahnd last wurning"
"oh ya, are you retarded?"

"#2 Marvaddin"

Wrong answer!! I like girls under 18, but for the age of many players here, I think Im not the single one. The correct answer should be: "Impossible to know, many players here like teens; some of they are teens, others not".

Understood?

No Marv, I think I have to go with KoolBak on this one. You may not be the only perv on this site, but AM2H&K's impersonation ("I like girls under 18") was evidently of someone who's open about their pedophilia. Impressions of the other guys in raincoats on this site would be like "What? No, I'm just hanging around this schoolyard with a risk board for no reason at all," or "I just offer my HTML skills to 14-yr-olds girls on MySpace because I like to educate in the use of computers, no other reason", etc. KoolBak correctly identified the impersonation as our lone flag-waving jailbait hounddog, the one and only Marv.

What an injustice!!

Simple: in the topic "how old you are?" you can see that many players are teens. So, they dont need to admit they like teen girls, you can suppose that.

So, my person cant be correctly related to "I like girls under 18", only to "I like girls much younger than me". Correct it, please... And I demand you all apologize!!

rocksolid wrote:"What? No, I'm just hanging around this schoolyard with a risk board for no reason at all"

ROFLMAO

Koolbak -- Aren't you sick of bashing dug yet?

Hmm ok I got a good one:

I've got a wife and kids, and I'm pretty much twice her age, but it's still ok to flirt with areyouincahoots... lol

Maybe it's just me, but I think that it is a virtue to produce such long-winded posts that make a decent point but are obnoxious to read because of their undue length, etc, etc... lol

P.S. xiGames = teh ish... lol

could we be refering to the one and only Scarus?

oh my...have i said that yet?