GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:It didn't rhyme so well and it had to do with picking up a prostitute.
some of the best poetry is about prostitutes really
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Re: Pick up lines
some of the best poetry is about prostitutes really
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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maybe when I finish the tournaments Im in we could, you know.... 
... get together and well speed freestyle a couple assdoodle games.
I think we need time apart...
no dont speak, just listen. Alright fine. lets just send PMS to each other, and get banned for spamming
... get together and well speed freestyle a couple assdoodle games.I think we need time apart...
no dont speak, just listen. Alright fine. lets just send PMS to each other, and get banned for spamming
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
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mandomike69
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Re: Pick up lines
Nice spoils, can i have them?
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Re: Pick up lines
"Babe, want to go back to my place and terminate each other for points?"
--Andy
--Andy
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AndyDufresne wrote:"Babe, want to go back to my place and terminate each other for points?"
--Andy
I like the one I wrote for you better.
though your previous entries were classic.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
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squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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AAFitz wrote:squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.
Hey baby, you seemed to have misunderstood my post. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll parse it for ya?
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sully800
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(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny)
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
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sully800 wrote:(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny) QFT
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
try: you think the [BigImg][/BigImg] tags are big enough for what i wanna post?
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squishyg wrote:AAFitz wrote:squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.
Hey baby, you seemed to have misunderstood my post. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll parse it for ya?
I am no longer sorry.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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sully800 wrote:(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny)
I dont know....
"Hey baby, wanna go upstairs and make some magic. Assdoodle."
Could just be me, but its still seems funny. Ill stop though. I may have contributed enough to this thread already anyways.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
Re: Pick up lines
AAFitz wrote:squishyg wrote:AAFitz wrote:squishyg wrote:Hey there sweet thing, want to derail my thread?
I am an idiot... I honestly thought you were trying to derail the thread.
Hey baby, you seemed to have misunderstood my post. Why don't you come upstairs and I'll parse it for ya?
I am no longer sorry.
Shucks, and I thought I had a real shot with that one.
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assdoodle. How about on the beginning of a sentence?
assdoodle. Hey wanna freestyle?
Nope, not the same.
well... shucks. feudal war.
assdoodle. Hey wanna freestyle?
Nope, not the same.
well... shucks. feudal war.
<NoSurvivors› then vote chuck for being an info whore
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a.sub wrote:sully800 wrote:(Everyone please get off of the freestyle assdoodle jokes. The first one is slightly amusing, tacking it on to the end of a different sentence however does not make it funny) QFT
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. And I think I'm going to have to use the BIGimg tags for this one..."
try: you think the [BigImg][/BigImg] tags are big enough for what i wanna post?
Or
"Hey girl, let me show you a naughty picture. Heres the link: [BigImg]Sullys Lovin Machine[/BigImg] "
and this gave me an idea for Sullys inclusion in my group of quotes.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
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jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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AAFitz wrote:jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
incorrigible marauder!! Invading the Netherlands before the wetlands had had chance to bed-in!
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jiminski wrote:AAFitz wrote:jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
incorrigible marauder!! Invading the Netherlands before the wetlands had had chance to bed-in!
Ok, I realize now that my haste in responding was not a good idea. It did not occur to me the number of ways this could be misinterpreted, and I can only say it was innocent when I typed it out.
The whole idea of invading and defending is just wrong, and only an accidental side effect. I hate you for luring me into this one. What a disaster.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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AAFitz wrote:jiminski wrote:AAFitz wrote:jiminski wrote:hey baby! Due to the strategic advantage offered by your mountainous regions in the north and the tight foliage of your coppice's in the south, I am forced to invade your country.
wouldnt all that make it easier to defend though... better to go for the flat and barren landscapes I would think......
(of people of consenting age of course...i typed it before even realizing how it could be misinterpreted.)
incorrigible marauder!! Invading the Netherlands before the wetlands had had chance to bed-in!
Ok, I realize now that my haste in responding was not a good idea. It did not occur to me the number of ways this could be misinterpreted, and I can only say it was innocent when I typed it out.
The whole idea of invading and defending is just wrong, and only an accidental side effect. I hate you for luring me into this one. What a disaster.
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no worries Fitzy! .. i just took it on face value, i.e. nations with flat, deforested terrain are more susceptible to a full-frontal attack.
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Wanna see my black Jesus?
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Minister Masket
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Being with you is like being in Flame Wars.
Things inevitably heat up, there's alot of swearing involved, and you'll make lots of enemies in the process!
Things inevitably heat up, there's alot of swearing involved, and you'll make lots of enemies in the process!
Victrix Fortuna Sapientia
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"You know I hold the record for most longest game"
"Just look at all my children" ~Lack
"Just look at all my children" ~Lack
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lack once wrote:you know im the pimp of this site right?