Penis / vagina slang
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mr. incrediball
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has anyone suggested cockwash for the vagina yet? (as in "i'm going through the cockwash tonight")
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Pedronicus
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first page updated up to this point
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andre the giant
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Female genitalia, "ever fluttering love purse"
A friend of mine came up with that one. I always thought it was funny.
And I've heard the male genitalia referred to as, "Mr. Happy"
A friend of mine came up with that one. I always thought it was funny.
And I've heard the male genitalia referred to as, "Mr. Happy"
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e_i_pi
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I had two friends that used to be competitive with one another. Luke bet Jeff he could think up a rude rhyme to anything. Jeff came up with a few words, Luke always came back with rude rhyming words. Then one day Jeff thought he had the winner "Frangipani". So Luke replies "Flanged Fanny". Thought this was an appropriate thread
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Genghis Khant
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slag hammer n. A tool a gentleman uses for banging fannies rather than nails.
skin chimney n. A flue that requires regular sweeping with a womb broom.
pink steel n. Even harder than wood.
love socket n. Vagina, entry point for the main cable. Also rocket socket, serpent socket, spam socket.
skin chimney n. A flue that requires regular sweeping with a womb broom.
pink steel n. Even harder than wood.
love socket n. Vagina, entry point for the main cable. Also rocket socket, serpent socket, spam socket.
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Roman Helmet.
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spaceghst44
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sloppy roastbeef
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Restricted
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Little [Insert your name here]
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Pedronicus
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Lolly ~ from the rhyming slang 'Lolly Lick'
(how did I forget that one
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(how did I forget that one
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Martin Ronne
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The little brain refers to the dick, because some men let it do the thinking.
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God Emperor Q
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you don't have hot dog yet (penis)
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meat puppet, pocket rocket, mini me / cooter, cooch, sweet virginia...
slightly higher is the... map of africa
slightly higher is the... map of africa
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e_i_pi
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Todger Toaster
Fur Chalice
Heaven's Porthole
Cunnikin
Gentlemans Delight
Garden Hedge
Bath of Birth
Fuzzy-Muzzy
Twixt Wind and Water
Fur Chalice
Heaven's Porthole
Cunnikin
Gentlemans Delight
Garden Hedge
Bath of Birth
Fuzzy-Muzzy
Twixt Wind and Water
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beardbuster
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root?
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Mad Pineapples
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One-Eyed Trouser Snake.
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BoganGod
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beef curtains
hairy lasso
growler
vertical smile
box (interesting variation, loose box-which is also a stabling type for horses, giving loose box an interesting ring to it)
gash
axe wound
groove
creamy crease
Am assuming that vaginal slang doesn't explicitly mean vagina, making the assumption that includes vulva.or the entire pudenda.
Some of the more crass terms above, such as growler, axe wound, etc are common vulgar aussie slang. Probably one of the reasons aussie women prefer gents from overseas.
hairy lasso
growler
vertical smile
box (interesting variation, loose box-which is also a stabling type for horses, giving loose box an interesting ring to it)
gash
axe wound
groove
creamy crease
Am assuming that vaginal slang doesn't explicitly mean vagina, making the assumption that includes vulva.or the entire pudenda.
Some of the more crass terms above, such as growler, axe wound, etc are common vulgar aussie slang. Probably one of the reasons aussie women prefer gents from overseas.
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Army of GOD
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