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Coleman
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Post by Coleman »

What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex
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Coleman wrote:What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex


Mine are slightly different

1 Wash my clothes and the towels and washclothes.
2 Stay the hell outta my kitchen, just let me cook and clean it myself.
3 Have sex before bed.
4 Don't complain that I am on my computer when you always choose what is on TV
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Coleman wrote:What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich and serve it with beer once in a while.
3) Sex


FYP
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Itrade wrote:Every moose is different, Minister Masket, and it also depends on where you measure them.

But I'd say probably three times the circumference of a person at the waist, which I would say is 30 centimeters, so I'll say the circumference of a moose at the waist is 90 centimeters. Which is probably not true.


Ah, but according to Ask a Ninja, the answer is thus:

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Post by legendkiller717 »

Coleman wrote:What to do to make men happy, the simple list.
1) Don't talk so much.
2) Make me a sandwich once in a while.
3) Sex


sounds extremely close to dave chapelle's stand up routine
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Post by legendkiller717 »

Sass wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?



Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...


Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?


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so right its hilarious
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Sass wrote:
Treeluvr87 wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Do girls prefer Frogs or Horny Toads, are any other amphibians particularly attractive to you ?



Mmmm, iguuuaaaaanaaaas...


Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't iguanas a reptile, therefore not an amphibian?


Janis


That was my original thought but as there are a few marine iguanas I thought I would let it pass :D
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