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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:48 am
by misterman10
granted, now your a freak
i wish the packers werent the worst team in the nfl besides the lions and raiders (hehehe)
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:08 am
by agtsmitty
Granted, they are no longer the 3rd worse, however, they are eternally doomed to never make the playoffs and are always just one spot out of the wildcard.
I wish I could cook food that's actually edible (and healthy)
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:10 am
by misterman10
agtsmitty wrote:Granted, they are no longer the 3rd worse, however, they are eternally doomed to never make the playoffs and are always just one spot out of the wildcard.
I wish I could cook food that's actually edible (and healthy)
YAYS! p.s. Gold Knight likes the packers, not me!
granted, but you eat so much you die
i wish i could have real eyeballs
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:43 pm
by cena-rules
granted but they are in a jar not your eyes
i wish TPAM would die
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:21 pm
by Gold Knight
TPAM?
Whatever, granted, but now the world is out of order because you erased 4 letters from the alphabet.
I wish misterman10 wasnt so jealous that the packers did better than the 49ers last year.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:57 pm
by cena-rules
TPAM= the person above me
well you granted that when you granted my wish that he died.
I wish I was allowed in Mensa
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:38 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but now, due to the shift in the time space continuam, Mensa no longer exists.
I wish TMNT 3 was on tonight.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:39 pm
by dominationnation
granted but some of your friends come over and make fun of you for watching TMNT
I wish that I was a super hero
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 pm
by muy_thaiguy
dominationnation wrote:granted but some of your friends come over and make fun of you for watching TMNT
I wish that I was a super hero
Actually, all of my friends think they kick ass.
Granted, but your weakness is...PIE!
Which will kill you if you come within 1000 miles of it.
I wish I had a box to jump up and down on.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 pm
by boomlil
Wish attempted but failed so you have to settle for a trampoline
i wish i could meet chuck norris
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:46 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but he sneezes and kills you.
I wish I had a hat that fit me.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:04 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Granted, but the hat was sooo ugly, it wouldnt land you any dates
I wish for a pickle
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:27 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but the pickle juice kills you as you mysteriously become allergic.
I wish I had a pair of pants.
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:59 pm
by Honibaz
Granted, but the pants are actually living and they always squeeze your hip, later breaking your hip.
I wish that Geroge W. Bush did not exist.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:05 am
by Fircoal
Granted but the new president is MAndy.
I wish that everyone worshiped Pikachu.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:09 am
by Honibaz
Granted, but nobody worships him later on because he electrocutes anyone he sees.
I wish I knew where Osama Bin Laden is.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:40 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Granted, but Bush beats you up and takes him into custody, but in all his stupidity, releases him for good behavior.
I wish for...the only thing that can bring a smile to anyones face...and that is...pie!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:20 am
by Honibaz
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted, but Bush beats you up and takes him into custody, but in all his stupidity, releases him for good behavior.
I wish for...the only thing that can bring a smile to anyones face...and that is...pie!
Money and granted, but because you used it up so quickly, you find out that there is nothing else to make you smile.
I wish I was immortal.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:20 am
by Cheesemore
Granted but you wander the earth for all eternity trying to kill yourself and you can't, thus torturing you
I wish I had Madden 08 right now
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:24 am
by FiveThreeEight
Granted, but, when you open it, instead of Madden 08, you see a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog.
I wish I wasn't at work right now.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:28 am
by agtsmitty
Granted, somehow you got a copy before the official release date, however, whenever you put it in your game system, the disk explodes, seriously damaging your system.
I wish that I never had to pay for gasoline when I need a fill up.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:29 am
by agtsmitty
Crap, I took too long to respond.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:43 am
by dustn64
FiveThreeEight wrote:Granted, but, when you open it, instead of Madden 08, you see a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog.
I wish I wasn't at work right now.
Granted, YOUR FIRED!
Wish two-a-days were over
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:14 pm
by agtsmitty
Granted, you no longer have two-a-days, they will now be repaced with 3-a-days and 4-a-days.
I wish that I never had to pay for gasoline when I need a fill up.
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:38 pm
by magneticgoop
granted but it was leaded gas and ravaged your engine forcing you to replace it.
i wish i never had any more home work