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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

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GreecePwns/TGD: playing backgammon in a bar by the sea with a vine over the terrace, swapping philosophical asides.
Lootifer: I dont know this guy - maybe he could steal an evergreen for me and we decorate it with Xmas lights.
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I like how no one apparently thinks TGD and GP are good for anything except discussing philosophy or doing math.

Just to test my theory, I think the next CC'er for "Your Ideal Day" will either be Shamrock McWhiskey or Vagina "Big Mouth" Titsberger. (Probably Shamrock McWhiskey, though. It's hard to get in-touch with Vagina since she became a Field Marshal.)
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With the Greekies:
Shots of Ouzo on the Isle of Lesbos, then more Bacchanal debauchery.

Chummin with Loot:
12 hours of sheep shearing then mutton roasting.
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TGD/GP
12 hour REAL WWE: BBS versus puny GreecePWNS and puny TheGreekDog. You wimps will be begging for momma after 10 minutes.


Lootifer
Spend a little time having a real discussion with him. Ask if he's got any pretty female friends, and then he'd show us a good time in place(s) X of NZ. The man knows of living, so his judgment is trustworthy.
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THE GREEK'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

The Greeks will now choose which suggestions they prefer by each selecting their top 3 options:

- 12 hours of MarioParty/MarioKart while hanging out with BBS with Army of God
- 12 hours of building, and shooting, a potato cannon with wauw
- 12 hours of getting plastered and watching the RedWings with Serbia
- 12 hours of sightseeing with RDS
- 12 hours of playing backgammon in a bar by the sea with a vine over the terrace, swapping philosophical asides with LaughingCavalier
- 12 hours of shots of Ouzo on the Isle of Lesbos, then more Bacchanal debauchery, with notyou2
- 12 hours of wrestling with BBS

LOOTIFER'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

- 12 hours of playing rugby, having a nice steak dinner, then an enjoyable night out with Army of God
- 12 hours of building, and shooting, a potato cannon with wauw
- 12 hours of shaking hands and then waiting for a suggestion with Serbia (which will end up being an enema, per Lootifer)
- 12 hours of not being sure with RDS
- 12 hours of stealing, then decorating with XMas lights, an evergreen tree for Laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of sheep shearing then mutton roasting* with notyou2
- 12 hours of talking, followed by a good time with "pretty female friends" with BBS


* looked up what "mutton roasting" meant in Urban Dictionary but it's too graphic to post a link
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Army of God
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Catering an inter-racial wedding for a lesbian amputee colonel.
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Aog tied down with my jock strap strapped to his face and 12 hours of good old-fashioned sniffing.
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aog tied down with my jock strap strapped to his face and 12 hours of good old-fashioned sniffing while giving funkyterrance a titty twister
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AoG

First soccer match. I'd be the striker in one team and AoG will be a defender in the other. Just to show him Americans can't play soccer, they are too naive for it. Shower and a couple of beers later (me, he will have 2 gatorades because he doesn't drink), we arrive at Fenway Park were we get to see the Red Sox beat the Yankees 16-1. Then he invites me to his house where I make out with his sister for the rest of the night.
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saxitoxin wrote:THE GREEK'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

The Greeks will now choose which suggestions they prefer by each selecting their top 3 options:

- 12 hours of MarioParty/MarioKart while hanging out with BBS with Army of God
- 12 hours of building, and shooting, a potato cannon with wauw
- 12 hours of getting plastered and watching the RedWings with Serbia
- 12 hours of sightseeing with RDS
- 12 hours of playing backgammon in a bar by the sea with a vine over the terrace, swapping philosophical asides with LaughingCavalier
- 12 hours of shots of Ouzo on the Isle of Lesbos, then more Bacchanal debauchery, with notyou2
- 12 hours of wrestling with BBS


(1) Serbia
(2) Laughingcavalier
(3) Notyou2
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12 hours of p(r)imping and entering AOG into child beauty pageants.


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Dog shows, maybe.
That's the only way he's fetching.
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AoG - join a rugby match, drink beers, engage in a dwarf-punching contest... and apparently Mario Kart.
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thegreekdog wrote:AoG - join a rugby match, drink beers, engage in a dwarf-punching contest... and apparently Mario Kart.


f*ck off, you didn't want to play Mario Kart with me already.
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nietzsche wrote:we arrive at Fenway Park were we get to see the Red Sox beat the Yankees 16-1. Then he invites me to his house where I make out with his sister for the rest of the night


so this ideal day with AoG involves both Derek Jeter and nietzsche being stranded on 1st
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With AoG, I'd want to watch as the Heat, Penguins and Red Sox all lose on the same day. And the Broncos #1 draft pick deciding that he'd rather become a Buddhist monk than try to help Denver win a Super Bowl. While laughing at his sports teams, I'll make a ton of short jokes at his expense. Also, drink ourselves to oblivion (which for A0G will take like 1 beer, because he's short).

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Will introduce AoG to the world's greatest diminutive singing comedian, bard of the Welsh rugby team, Max Boyce, and play through his complete recordings and sing along to every chorus. Drinking Brains of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gROd223xK4
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Our day will play out exactly like the Beavis and Butthead SNES game, but we will see a better band than GWAR at the end of it.
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I'll sit in a sidewalk cafe and get drunk while AoG shops for platform shoes.
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We could reenact part of silence of the lambs, He can dance around like Buffalo bill with his penis tucked in between his legs, while funkyterrance sits in a hole crying. I'll be the young FBI trainee trying to find them. Not sure who would play Hannibal though.
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laughingcavalier wrote:Will introduce AoG to the world's greatest diminutive singing comedian, bard of the Welsh rugby team, Max Boyce, and play through his complete recordings and sing along to every chorus. Drinking Brains of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gROd223xK4
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Crazyirishman wrote:We could reenact part of silence of the lambs, He can dance around like Buffalo bill with his penis tucked in between his legs, while funkyterrance sits in a hole crying. I'll be the young FBI trainee trying to find them. Not sure who would play Hannibal though.

BBS would play hannibal, obviously.
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AOG's IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

AOG will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of smelling FT's jock-strap
- 12 hours of smelling john9blue's jock-strap as john9blue massages FT's nipples
- 12 hours of playing soccer and showering with nietzsche
- 12 hours of being primped by Andy Dufresne for a child beauty pageant
- 12 hours of attending a dog show with jonesthecurl
- 12 hours of playing rugby, drinking beer and punching dwarfs with TGD
- 12 hours of watching the Heat, Penguins and Red Sox lose as Serbia laughs at him and drinks uncontrollably
- 12 hours of watching and singing along to Max Boyce while getting drunk with laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of LARP'ing the Beavis and Butthead SNES game with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of shopping for platform shoes while being leered at by notyou2 from a nearby cafe
- 12 hours of dancing with a retracted penis for the amusement of crazyirishman
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