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Conquer Club • Who masturbates ??????????? - Page 7
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:19 pm
by Aegnor
Syzygy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:2 hours ago, but man that pic is sick! literally. ewww man take that down off the page


:lol:

Sorry it disturbs you so. Made it a link instead.


Also put a NSFW and "At your own risk" warnings please.


Blergh, gone. No sense of humour. :wink:

I'd think a poll about masturbation would be NSFW anyway though.


Ahh, good point actually, I didn't think about it :D

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:22 pm
by Syzygy
Aegnor wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Aegnor wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:2 hours ago, but man that pic is sick! literally. ewww man take that down off the page


:lol:

Sorry it disturbs you so. Made it a link instead.


Also put a NSFW and "At your own risk" warnings please.


Blergh, gone. No sense of humour. :wink:

I'd think a poll about masturbation would be NSFW anyway though.


Ahh, good point actually, I didn't think about it :D


Coconut put the image back up on the previous page.

:lol: No stopping some people.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:45 pm
by Aegnor
How can a man get so fat? It really requires some skill.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:59 pm
by unriggable
Remember kids, always wash your hands!

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:14 pm
by hourman
I masticate.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:16 pm
by duday53
really you can masticate :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:31 pm
by Genghis Khant
I'm gonna consult Guru Palm and the Five Pillars of Wisdom...

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:20 am
by MeDeFe
regarding what?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:45 am
by sam_levi_11
pmsl

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:40 am
by Vincent M
109 masturbaters WOW thats a lot of wanking and flopping :lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:47 am
by Blumoki
im a multi masturbater, just not enough hours in the day

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:49 am
by Vincent M
anyone who doesnt choke the chicken SHOULD !!!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 11:52 am
by Vincent M

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:17 pm
by Vincent M
First Orgasm Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Dresden Dolls


It is a Thursday
I got up early
it is a challenge
I’m usually lazy

I make some coffee
I eat some rice chex
and then I sit down
to check my inbox

I only read a word or two
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

the first orgasm of the morning
is cold and hard as hell
there wont be any second coming
as far as I can tell

I arch my back cause
I’m very close now
it’s very cold here
by the window

there are some school kids
yelling and running
They barely notice
that I am coming

the first orgasm of the morning
is like a fire drill
it's nice to have a little warning
but not enjoyable

I am too busy to have friends
a lover would just complicate my plans
so I will never look for love again
I’m taking matters into my own hands
I’m taking matters into my own hands

I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
won’t you hold me?
won’t you hold me?
won’t you hold me?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:20 pm
by Syzygy
Vincent M wrote:won’t you hold me?


No. :)

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:21 pm
by Vincent M
Syzygy wrote:
Vincent M wrote:won’t you hold me?


No. :)


:lol:

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:22 pm
by Vincent M
Look at it this way 17 people have shriveled up genitalias LOL

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:26 pm
by Syzygy
I saw this I while ago.

Image

So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:30 pm
by Joep the 2nd
WHAHAHAHA OMG thats fucking brilliant

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:34 pm
by Vincent M
Syzygy wrote:I saw this I while ago.

Image

So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


TRACE THE CULPRITS WITH DNA HAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAAAAA :lol:

I feel sorry for the mother fucker who had to dertirmine it was semen
Image
Well Bob i dont know it taste like semen to me LOL

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:58 pm
by Joep the 2nd
whaahhahaha omg this is the coolest thread ever on CC

MARINADE THE NETHER ROD!

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:15 pm
by Stopper
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:31 pm
by Vincent M
Stopper wrote:
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^


Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:39 pm
by Aegnor
Vincent M wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^


Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years


I wonder what will come out of an insemination of a 15 y/o sperm that lived in the showers.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:40 pm
by Vincent M
Aegnor wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Syzygy wrote:So, whose the culprit on this site who goes to Durham Uni?


I left ten years ago - so I'm definitely in the clear... :-^


Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years


I wonder what will come out of an insemination of a 15 y/o sperm that lived in the showers.

Probably millej11 with like 8 legs