Conquer Club

TheSaxlad wrote:

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Right now I would settle for one damn win against TOFU.

This crusader is feeling pretty black and bruised.

but still in the fight

Yes, but then so was the Black Knight in Monty Python & the Holy Grail:

Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
Arthur: So be it!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on you pansy!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm.

Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...
Black Knight: Come on then.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
Arthur: Look, stop that.
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.

Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Lol, haven't seen Holy Grail in too long. Hope Netflix has it... May have to watch it tonight...

Monty Python films are hilarious :).

Chariot of Fire wrote:

TheSaxlad wrote:

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Right now I would settle for one damn win against TOFU.

This crusader is feeling pretty black and bruised.

but still in the fight

Yes, but then so was the Black Knight in Monty Python & the Holy Grail:

Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
Arthur: So be it!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on you pansy!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm.

Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...
Black Knight: Come on then.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
Arthur: Look, stop that.
Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come 'ere!
Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.

Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Nice visual representation on your war with the Crusaders

Very nice skit there Chariot of Fire. That is a classic of course.

And I WILL bite some TOFU legs off before I'm finally executed on the field!

Tis only a scratch...

Just a flesh wound...



Bleed on us, I dare you!

Whait a moment-i see TOFY vs T4C score are 6-2-how then write 8-1 on topic title?

qwert wrote:Whait a moment-i see TOFY vs T4C score are 6-2-how then write 8-1 on topic title?

Magic

Knight2254 wrote:

qwert wrote:Whait a moment-i see TOFY vs T4C score are 6-2-how then write 8-1 on topic title?

Magic

In Mother Russia, numbers count you!

It should read 7-2. I think Dako's getting ahead of himself. Christmas vodka.

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Chariot of Fire wrote:It should read 7-2. I think Dako's getting ahead of himself. Christmas vodka.

lol. As if a Russian needed an occasion to drink Vodka.

someones getting a bit ahead of himself.

8-2 it is. Vodka night will be this night. We don't celebrate Christmas at 25th (dumb country).

"Chariot of Fire on Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:22 am

It should read 7-2. I think Dako's getting ahead of himself. Christmas vodka.

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neka hvala, drzimo se mi nase sljivovice

Hey TOFU!

In the spirit of game banter and Chariot of Fire's Monty Python joke I made a little subtitled film about our clan war. It's the black knight scene from Python but in German (I have added my own subtitles!). If you speak German it won't be so funny... but check it out anyway.

Here's the link:

http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=e4lqt9eslxtq

Enjoy, and happy new year!

Enter it for the video competition

This was hilarious! Thanks a lot!

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Hey TOFU!

In the spirit of game banter and Chariot of Fire's Monty Python joke I made a little subtitled film about our clan war. It's the black knight scene from Python but in German (I have added my own subtitles!). If you speak German it won't be so funny... but check it out anyway.

Here's the link:

http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=e4lqt9eslxtq

Enjoy, and happy new year!

That was awesome. It should be added to the Get your war on Sticky for all time. Very well done. I think that should count for at least 24 games (which brings the score to 8-26 of 50 by my count).

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Hey TOFU!

In the spirit of game banter and Chariot of Fire's Monty Python joke I made a little subtitled film about our clan war. It's the black knight scene from Python but in German (I have added my own subtitles!). If you speak German it won't be so funny... but check it out anyway.

Here's the link:

http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=e4lqt9eslxtq

Enjoy, and happy new year!

great job!

TheSaxlad wrote:Enter it for the video competition

agreed

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Hey TOFU!

In the spirit of game banter and Chariot of Fire's Monty Python joke I made a little subtitled film about our clan war. It's the black knight scene from Python but in German (I have added my own subtitles!). If you speak German it won't be so funny... but check it out anyway.

Here's the link:

http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=e4lqt9eslxtq

Enjoy, and happy new year!

Video of the yeaR!

Very funny video. Nice work.

Brilliant video

lmao

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Hey TOFU!

In the spirit of game banter and Chariot of Fire's Monty Python joke I made a little subtitled film about our clan war. It's the black knight scene from Python but in German (I have added my own subtitles!). If you speak German it won't be so funny... but check it out anyway.

Here's the link:

http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=e4lqt9eslxtq

Enjoy, and happy new year!

Give this dude a medal.

TheBro wrote:

BlackKnight_6 wrote:Hey TOFU!

In the spirit of game banter and Chariot of Fire's Monty Python joke I made a little subtitled film about our clan war. It's the black knight scene from Python but in German (I have added my own subtitles!). If you speak German it won't be so funny... but check it out anyway.

Here's the link:

http://www.overstream.net/view.php?oid=e4lqt9eslxtq

Enjoy, and happy new year!

Give this dude a medal.

+1
Awesome subs BK6