king of the hill

Slim_Jesta · Post by **Slim_Jesta** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:35 pm

The pie was poison and Firecoal falls down the hill.

My Hill!

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:24 pm

i tell slim jesta he's a little too happy and post a frowny

. He looks at it and disentigrates into dust

my hill

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:30 pm

i kick you in the bollocks and push you down the hill

my hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:36 pm

I hit you over the head with a double bass guitar.

MY HILL!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:31 pm

I pull out an electric guitar and play it so poorly your head explodes.

My hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:41 pm

I hire Daron Malakian to play a solo for you and your face melts in awesomeness

my hill

edmundomcpot · Post by **edmundomcpot** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:36 pm

Alexi Laiho and Jesper Strombald come along and out solos Malakian. His face melts with jelousy.

My Hill. I set up a heavy metal music only area

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:53 pm

I hire Mark Morton and Willie Adler, Brent Hinds and Bill Kelliher, Devin Shelton and Matt Carter, and Bob Briar and Frank Iero for an all-metal only area and they solo all night. You run away from the hill to find some better guitarists. That, and I get Shavo to scare you away.

(yes I like bands with 2 guitarists)

my rocking hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:58 pm

I get all the great guitarist (Including Hendrix and other dead ones) and merge them into one superguitarist. Then, while your gasping in awe, I come up and slice your heads off with my scythe thingy.

My hill.

P.S. I had plastic surgery to fix my face.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:27 pm

the check that you used to pay your plastic surgeon bounced, and you went bankrupt, and you died of the freezing outside cold. Oh yeah and back to the music: Jimi Hendrix and all the others die (agian...) when they step onto the hill because it is an all metal only hill. That, and Jimi chokes on his own vomit again.

My metal hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:30 pm

The cold doesn't kill me. Secondly, you can't own a hill if you are already dead.

My metal hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:34 pm

I just assumed that after every post we come back to life...

anyway lets move on to drummers... I hire John Dolmayan to beat you into Oblivion

my thumping hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:38 pm

No you can't just come back to life.

I get Moon to fill your drums with a few firecrackers as a stunt. He gets drunk (And all the other good stuff) and puts the equivalent of a nuclear warhead in (He got them to fit some how. I watch safely out of range as it explodes killing you and all of your minions.

My hill.

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:38 pm

Um... the thumping metal hill developes a mind of it's own, eats you, and moves to Denmark, where it is slain by mounties.
My dead metal hill in Denmark.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:41 pm

you're so upset that your sports team didn't win that you get on top of the Empire State building and cry. Mistaken for a guy trying to commit suicide, someone pushes you over the edge and you land with a loud splat and die.

My hill.

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:55 pm

I'm in Denmark, here is no Empira State building in Denmark!!!! You die for being a liar.
My hill.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:46 pm

I shove you off, my hill

Slim_Jesta · Post by **Slim_Jesta** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:03 pm

I tickle you till you pee and then you are embarressed to death.

My Hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:04 pm

First of all Strikewolf, you cannot watch a nuclear bomb explode from a safe distance unless you're so far...but if you're that far you can't see me so you can't know if I ran away...so I'll just say I did.

My avvy bites you're head off (if you notice the mouth...)

my hill

SkyCaptain · Post by **SkyCaptain** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:30 pm

I poke you with my finger of might. You cower in fear.

I dance on top of what is now MY HILL!!!

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:03 pm

as SkyCaptain sleeps and snores, i silent push his bed down the hill with my super killing-strength and take it.
my hill. forever.
BITCHES.

cdman · Post by **cdman** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:19 am

your were hired to kill yourself.

my hill now!

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:20 am

I hire the mortal enemy of cdman to kill him... cassetteman!

My hill!

Slim_Jesta · Post by **Slim_Jesta** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 10:30 am

You, an explosion in the shape of a finger, turn into smoke and wisp away!

My hill!

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:50 am

I beat up that smiley aand throw it down the hill.

My hill