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Kid_A wrote:I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:


no thanks
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static_ice wrote:
Kid_A wrote:I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:


no thanks


o cmon :D

over 90% of people have an anal fischer in their lifetime. now's your opportunity to find out what the deal is :)
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Kid_A wrote:
static_ice wrote:
Kid_A wrote:I have an anal fischer that can make life very uncomfortable!
Discuss :mrgreen:


no thanks


o cmon :D

over 90% of people have an anal fischer in their lifetime. now's your opportunity to find out what the deal is :)


well I am a bit curious...
no just kidding
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well an anal fischer is basically a cut in your ass that gets aggrivated everytime you empty your bowels :shock:
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Kid_A wrote:well an anal fischer is basically a cut in your ass that gets aggrivated everytime you empty your bowels :shock:


I think that was the only educational thing I ever learned while on CC

how depressing
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static_ice wrote:
Kid_A wrote:well an anal fischer is basically a cut in your ass that gets aggrivated everytime you empty your bowels :shock:


I think that was the only educational thing I ever learned while on CC

how depressing


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Actually it's not a cut, it's a fissure - like athlete's foot. Hence the name: Athlete's Arse (which hasn't caught on yet since i just made it up).
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b.k. barunt wrote:Actually it's not a cut, it's a fissure - like athlete's foot. Hence the name: Athlete's Arse (which hasn't caught on yet since i just made it up).


it is infact a cut: http://www.fascrs.org/displaycommon.cfm ... ticlenbr=3
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qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.
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reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...
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Hey man hows my driving?
Dude, I think we're parked.
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qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


how do you know he's not that age?
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qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


lmao...damn it, Kyle...what have we told you about that?

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areyouincahoots wrote:
qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


lmao...damn it, Kyle...what have we told you about that?

silly boy.


C'mon I'm no marvaddin :wink:


as if anyone remembers that joke.
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dancing nuded in the meadows sings a song of satisfaction toooooo the world
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bump. that dropped faster than a 13 year olds balls.
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reverend_kyle wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
qeee1 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Monthy Python references were 700 pages ago.

Nice work kyle, but that can't have been that comfortable...


It actually was, and I"m not the strongest of guys, but she was damn light.


tapping into the under nines again are we? I thought we were over that...


lmao...damn it, Kyle...what have we told you about that?

silly boy.


C'mon I'm no marvaddin :wink:


as if anyone remembers that joke.


I remember...does that count?
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I remember too... but I wasn't there for it originally. :(
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Yay!

Oh and Cahoots, you ALWAYS count..


especially since I believe you were "involved" in the joke. ;)
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oh yeah I found it.
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wow...thanks for that flashback...to the good ol' days!

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^^Is the present not any good or better!? *Just wondering*
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