Conquer Club

Lol.. I guess it's still my hill then..!

My Hill!

I tell a bunch of horny CC players that Cynthia is naked on the hill. They run up the hill and she flees for her life as they give chase. I liesurely stroll up the hill.

MY HILL

ElMark wrote:I tell a bunch of horny CC players that Cynthia is naked on the hill. They run up the hill and she flees for her life as they give chase. I liesurely stroll up the hill.

MY HILL

Damn that was smart...

*looks around*

Now where'd she go?

*runs off*

Still YOUR hill!

LOL omg!
I'm too fast for all the horny CC players.. So I shake 'em off and run back up the hill where I kill you and throw your body down the hill.

My hill!

Sneaking up on you while you kill the other ccers, I throw a lasso over you and hogtie you!

Now, I put you in a crate and ship you to Anarctica...!

My HILL!

I happen to like Antarctica. And I Find my own iceberg there.

My Iceberg!

the democrats support belief of global warming by melting your iceberg with flamethrowers. You drown in the ocean. For some reason I am also in the ocean, but I can swim and I find an island.

My Island!

Meanwhile, everyone's forgotten about the hill so I stroll up and push the current resident off.

My hill for now.

I build an artificial hill out of roofing tar and sheet metal, then cover it in realistic astroturf.

My fake hill.

I destroy your phony and roll strike wolf of the real hill, my hill

sfhbballnut wrote:I destroy your phony and roll strike wolf of the real hill, my hill

I rebuild my hill out of mystical Orichalcon and children's tears, then cover it in a carpet of machine guns.

My fake hill.

I attempt to destroy the new fake hill and get shot until my body literally looks like swiss cheese. Once again, the reaper revives me and I go back into hiding.

Your fake hill.

because your hill is fake, it crumbles after 2 wears, i walk up the next hill i see.

My hill

since you're a polyester muppett, I throw a lit match on you and you go up like a torch.

MY HILL

hmm, open flames? i douse you in gasoline and you light up like the muppet!

MY HILL!

I throw a knife into your back and you fall into the flames, once you're ashes I put out the flame and seal the ashes in a box which I launch into space, my hill

come back through the rift in thread-time that Hendy made in the wish thread,

i also magically gain super powers by going through the rift, like superheroes who get super powers instead of cancer by being exposed to radiation, i kill you with my laser vision which somehow doesn't scar my retina causing painful and irreversible blindness and claim the hill for myself!

MY HILL!

cowshrptrn wrote:come back through the rift in thread-time that Hendy made in the wish thread,

i also magically gain super powers by going through the rift, like superheroes who get super powers instead of cancer by being exposed to radiation, i kill you with my laser vision which somehow doesn't scar my retina causing painful and irreversible blindness and claim the hill for myself!

MY HILL!

There can only be 1 person with super powers so as the only other person with super powers I have to fight you to the death. After several days of battling you slay me and claim victory but you forgot that I am always revived by the reaper so when you turn your back, I hit you with my energy beam that kills you. then I quickly seal up all dimensional rifts so that you can't come back.

My hill.

P.S. Post 3000

I bring my vacuum cleaner and turn it on. Like all dogs, you run around in circles, bark a few times and flee down the hill. Since I have my vacuum cleaner, I tidy up a bit......(damn dog hair, makes such a mess...*grumble grumble*)

my CLEAN hill

it rains and a mudslide rolls down, not only pushing you off the hill, but also making the hill dirty again

My dirty hill!

I come back and find that my pet wolf-dog has been forced off the hill. I go into an anger fueled frenzy and kill everything I see. Once I have calmed down, I once again put myself into isolation.

My isolated area.

You find out that your isolated area is actually a solitary confinement room in a state prison on top of a hill. You kill yourself out of insanity. I happen to be the chief security guard there (go Abbot!) so...

My Hill

you die of old age

my hill

Sesame Street workers go on strike and you leave for the studio headquarters, forgetting about the hill

My Hill

Tunnel up through the hill and pop out on top, taking you by surprise.

My Hill