Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:47 pm**

i ROCK at the WII

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:46 am**

LOL

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:58 pm**

Teh bumpage.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:04 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:09 pm**

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.

What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:18 pm**

im tired....went bowling, skating, played hockey, hw, and other stufff. i feal like passing out

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:50 pm**

Don't pass out or I'll feel you up.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:46 pm**

how tempting...

I had classes all day starting at 9am, and I just got done at 7:30pm. I'm exhausted.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:49 pm**

boo hoo do you have any other problems for us to hear?

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:01 pm**

areyouincahoots wrote:how tempting...

yep... When your eyes close, that's when I come...

Also DC behave, that's why nobody ever visits here twice.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:04 pm**

including me. ive posted in here maybe 7 times.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:04 pm**

ive posted here maybe 5 times.. wasnt this thread off of the first page for a bit!?!?

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:12 pm**

i saw that star wars thing up there in a really old mad magazine. well not that old. but kinda old

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:18 pm**

sounds old to me

and qee i actually did pass out, fell on the floor and hit my head. then had a killer head ache when i woke up (about 20 minutes later). ](*,)

something like that

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:36 am**

Get an aspirin

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:16 pm**

Jimmy-These protein shakes sure are delicious, what's the secret ingredient Mr Jefferson?

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:29 pm**

steriods

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:41 am**

tasty!

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:53 am**

1wordpost

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:35 pm**

what were we talking about?

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:31 am**

steroids in ice-cream I think.

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:35 am**

whathappenedtoonewordposts?

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:18 am**

Yeah, what happened to them?

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:30 pm**

Nothing

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:04 pm**

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