the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:47 pm

i ROCK at the WII

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:46 am

LOL

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:58 pm

Teh bumpage.

Econ2000 · Post by **Econ2000** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:04 pm

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:09 pm

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don't bleed.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.

What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:18 pm

im tired....went bowling, skating, played hockey, hw, and other stufff. i feal like passing out

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:50 pm

Don't pass out or I'll feel you up.

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:46 pm

how tempting...

I had classes all day starting at 9am, and I just got done at 7:30pm. I'm exhausted.

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:49 pm

boo hoo do you have any other problems for us to hear?

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:01 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:how tempting...

yep... When your eyes close, that's when I come...

Also DC behave, that's why nobody ever visits here twice.

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:04 pm

including me. ive posted in here maybe 7 times.

morph · Post by **morph** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:04 pm

ive posted here maybe 5 times.. wasnt this thread off of the first page for a bit!?!?

Lt.Mustard · Post by **Lt.Mustard** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:12 pm

i saw that star wars thing up there in a really old mad magazine. well not that old. but kinda old

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:18 pm

sounds old to me

and qee i actually did pass out, fell on the floor and hit my head. then had a killer head ache when i woke up (about 20 minutes later). ](*,)

something like that

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:36 am

Get an aspirin

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:16 pm

Jimmy-These protein shakes sure are delicious, what's the secret ingredient Mr Jefferson?

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:29 pm

steriods

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:41 am

tasty!

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:53 am

1wordpost

neysa · Post by **neysa** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:35 pm

what were we talking about?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:31 am

steroids in ice-cream I think.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:35 am

whathappenedtoonewordposts?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:18 am

Yeah, what happened to them?

max is gr8 · Post by **max is gr8** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:30 pm

Nothing

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:04 pm