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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:43 pm
by strike wolf
granted but you never use them.

I wish that he hadn't just wasted his wish.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:46 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted but then you wasted yours.

I wish neither of us wasted our wishes

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:48 pm
by strike wolf
granted they get recycled instead.

I wish that the world was round.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:24 am
by LED ZEPPELINER
granted, but then the sun starts moving closer, and it melts until it is flat

i wish that nobody could mess up this wish

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:15 am
by Leehar
Granted, you mess it up yourself
I wish to BE!

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:53 pm
by bedub1
Leehar wrote:Granted, you mess it up yourself
I wish to BE!

Beryllium doesn't grant wishes.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:21 pm
by Leehar
bedub1 wrote:
Leehar wrote:Granted, you mess it up yourself
I wish to BE!

Beryllium doesn't grant wishes.

I wish you'd bother making a wish :p

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:02 pm
by Martin Ronne
Granted, he wished you were dead.






I wish more people would post in here.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:04 am
by Dancing Mustard
Granted, but your wife is having an affair with a man with a much larger penis than you.



I wish that your wife would stop calling me so often and whinging about her unsatisfying husband.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:12 am
by jonesthecurl
Granted, she starts ringing me to whinge about you.

I wish D.M. were back. oh, wait...