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[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but you have to give here a fur coat! (wolf fur)

I wish wolfie hadn't been skinned.

[strike wolf]

Granted but you had to take my place.

I wish that Jones had wolverine's abilities so that he'll regenerate.

[apey]

Granted but now we have like three joneseys (not that that is bad er nuthin)


I wish that I had never been sent to Antarctica

[xelabale]

You were sent as an ant to Artctic. A?

I wish I knew whether to use was or were in first person second conditionals

[viking97]

Granted, but u already know too much and that extra bit of knowledge just wouldn't fit into your miniture brain.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish and they wouldn't give me $1,000,000,000 that is counterfiet.(thx to the lord for reverse phycologgy)

[trinicardinal]

Granted except that they mad a mistake and you got monopoly money instead.

I wish I had a private jet

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, you now have a jet that looks like a penis.





I wish I could go to Antarctica and live with apey.

[jonesthecurl]

granted but you have to be a penguin.

I wish apey were rescued from the antarctic, leaving behind all the penguins.

(actually I should get three wishes now there's three of me...)

[Martin Ronne]

Granted. But seeing as I'm her king and all, that makes me an Emperpor Penguin. She cant bear to leave me. (damn that didn't screw you at all)




I wish I had an iPod.









NO THREE WISHES FOR YOU!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA

[trinicardinal]

granted but the circuit board cracked and it doesn't work.

i wish my jet didn't look like a penis

[strike wolf]

Granted you crashed it into a mountain and now it just looks like mangled wreckage.

I wish that I knew how to fly.

[jonesthecurl]

granted but now your penis looks like a jet. (not a jumbo jet)

I wish I had a normal jet and a normal penis, both in the right place.

[darth emperor]

Granted but neither of them work


I wish that the Foundation doesnt corrupt my wish

[trinicardinal]

Granted... I corrupted it instead

I wish I lived in Australia

[karelpietertje]

Granted... I corrupted it instead

I wish I lived in Australia

Granted, but now you live in Australia... that sucks for you man :/

I wish my toe- and fingernails wouldn't grow anymore so I would never have to cut them off again!

[strike wolf]

Granted they stop growing at 5" and you can't cut them.

I wish Wanted had a better plot and wasn't just about the action scenes.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but the movie is so poorly made that you walk out after 5 minutes of viewing

I wish I owned a Mansion

[Martin Ronne]

Granted, enjoy the chick flick.





I wish there were more movies as good as Amelie.

[Martin Ronne]

fast posted

[strike wolf]

Granted but the movie is so poorly made that you walk out after 5 minutes of viewing

I wish I owned a Mansion

Sounds similar to what I would have already done if I didn't have people convincing me to stay.

Granted but it's haunted and you have to leave.

[strike wolf]

Granted, enjoy the chick flick.





I wish there were more movies as good as Amelie.

Granted but their only as good as the middle school play based on Amelie

I wish for a burrito.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted but it's a cockroach burrito.

I wish cockroaches were tastier.

[xelabale]

Granted but the legs get caught in your teeth

I wish I could corrupt my own wish

[LED ZEPPELINER]

wish granted, but you then if you do you get banned

i wish for 1 more smiley

[trinicardinal]

Granted but no one ever uses it

I wish for more freebie benefits