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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:40 pm
by Renwold
Granted, therefore in order to understand what your cat is saying your ears must become cats ears.
I wish i was even better at playing guitar
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:11 pm
by LED ZEPPELINER
wish granted, but everybody in the world forgets how to make them and all of the other ones left are burnt
I wish i was awesome
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:38 pm
by Martin Ronne
Granted, you are now awesomely boring.
I wish I had a root beer tight now.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:01 pm
by jonesthecurl
Granted, but it's Mandrake Root Beer and you die.
I wish I hadn't killed Martin.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:48 pm
by Martin Ronne
Unfortunately, dead as I am, I can not grant your wish.
I wish I could have granted his wish.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:24 pm
by LED ZEPPELINER
you can grant his wish from the grave, but then you will constantly die for ever
i wish that this thread didn't exist
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:45 pm
by jonesthecurl
Granted, but then you didn't make that wish so it's back.
My head is spinning.
I wish my head wasn't spinning.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:47 pm
by LED ZEPPELINER
wish granted by chopping off your head and stuffing it in a bag, which i later feed to sharks
I wish there was a player named Mr. Maps
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:01 pm
by Martin Ronne
Granted, one week later you are busted for being a multi.
I wish I could pee on the grave of Oliver Messien.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:16 pm
by LED ZEPPELINER
wish granted, but it was all in a dream
i wish that i could think of a wish, and somebody wouldn't be able to grant it in a corrupt, or evil fasion
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:55 pm
by Martin Ronne
Granted, you thought of a wish and it was granted in a corrupt AND evil fashion!
I wish I wasn't so repulsing.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:59 pm
by LED ZEPPELINER
your wish is granted, but you forget what repulsing means
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:18 pm
by jonesthecurl
granted.
i wish
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:12 pm
by chica999216
granted, but you future wishing will go against all of you wishes
i wish that my wish wouldnt have a string attached to it
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:16 am
by jonesthecurl
granted but it's a yo-yo.
I wish this thread didn't exist.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:48 am
by Martin Ronne
Just a side note: It would be so funny if a mod PMed you saying granted, and then deleted this thread.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:04 pm
by xelabale
Granted but then I started 10 new ones. I LOVE SPAM
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:33 am
by apey
I grant you a wish (since you didn't wish for one)
I wish that I was not so bored
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:57 am
by Martin Ronne
apey wrote:I grant you a wish (since you didn't wish for one)
I wish that I was not so bored
Granted, instead your stuck with me all night long and I annoy you with my endless plethora of puns.
I wish more people laughed at my puns.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 1:28 am
by apey
Granted but it isn't because they are funny
I wish I didn't feel so stuck with you
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 9:17 am
by xelabale
Granted but you end up stuck in the middle with him instead.
İ wish İ could fly,
Right up to the sky,
but İ can't
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 10:51 am
by sailorseal
xelabale wrote:Granted but you end up stuck in the middle with him instead.
İ wish İ could fly,
Right up to the sky,
but İ can't
Granted but you can't stop
I wish I wasn't bored
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:06 pm
by Martin Ronne
sailorseal wrote:Granted but you can't stop
I wish I wasn't bored
Martin Ronne wrote:apey wrote:I grant you a wish (since you didn't wish for one)
I wish that I was not so bored
Granted, instead your stuck with me all night long and I annoy you with my endless plethora of puns.
I wish more people laughed at my puns.
Must i repeat myself?
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:28 pm
by jonesthecurl
Yes, but you're a parrot now.
I wish you weren't so repetetive.
ANd that APey wasn't stuck with a parrot.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:10 pm
by strike wolf
Wish granted but now Apey's been cast off into a distant isolated part of Antartica.
I wish I could save Apey from the cold.