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Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:58 pm**

Granted, but we're all out of scones.

I wish I was born in between 1500 and 1897

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:04 am**

granted but it's on Roanoake and you get wiped out.

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:05 am**

I wish I could have saved Roanoake.

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:23 am**

granted, but you die instead

I wish I would have correctly guessed the score to the super bowl and put a bet on that score...

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:28 am**

Granted, but you go to jail for illegal gambling, and your bail is exactly the amount you one.

I wish there were 25 hours in a day.

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:34 am**

granted but now you always are awake that extra hour until you die from lack of sleep.

I wish I was zombie proofed.

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:41 am**

granted your dead

I wish I had legion of zombies under my comand.

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:46 am**

granted but I, recently revived and zombie proof, eliminate all of them.

I wish I had an army of loyal werewolves.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:53 am**

Granted but they are all killed by an even bigger army of vampires.

I wish those vampires were loyal to me only

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:09 pm**

Granted but dawn comes and they all turn to ash.

I wish I had my army of werewolves back.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:14 pm**

Granted but they are old... and they retire

I wish that theusual1 goes from the toxic river till the sea forever

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:31 pm**

Granted but now the hill and the forest shall always belong to me.

I wish that I could finish my story.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:33 pm**

Granted but you still have 100453643 hours to finish it

I wish i could try jonesthecurl's cuisine fusion

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:59 pm**

wish granted, but your allergic to it, and you die in the hospital

i wish for led zeppelin to get back together

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:14 pm**

granted but Animal from The Muppet Show plays drums (actually that would be cool)

I wish America would legalize weed

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:26 pm**

wish granted, but you must play $412,345,679 per atom

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:54 pm**

You wish for nothing, you get nothing.

I wish college weren't so expensive.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:44 am**

wish granted, but now college is not only free but obtaining a degree from one is now so easy that everyone is accredited in everything leading to mass anarchy and an end to civilization as we know it.

I wish I could predict winning lottery numbers.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:13 am**

wish granted, but the lottery ends

i wish for a bagel with nothing wrong that i can later eat

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:48 am**

Granted, nothing is wrong with the bagel. You however, are deathly allergic to wheat.

I wish I didn't have so many damn allergies.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:52 am**

granted bu7t you get mine intead.
I wish I hadn't spent all that money on anti-histamines.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:55 am**

jonesthecurl wrote:granted bu7t you get mine intead.
I wish I hadn't spent all that money on anti-histamines.

Actually considering I'm allergic to pretty much everything even my own skin, that would actually be a relief. :lol:

Granted, you spent it on pro-histamines.

I wish I was better at playing the Ukelele.

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:48 pm**

Granted but everyone else gets better so you still suck

I wish that the person who posts after me doesn't flame me

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:14 am**

sailorseal wrote:Granted but everyone else gets better so you still suck

I wish that the person who posts after me doesn't flame me

Granted, but it's opposite day you fücking twit! :lol:

I wish I had wings (not the band) and could fly.

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:17 am**

granted but like Icarus you fly to close to the sun and your wings melt

I wish I could understand what my cat is saying

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