Conquer Club

You slip on my drool and break your neck. I come back with my food and go to sleep.

since u surived i say there is life on the sun and u go 2 check but it takes years b4 u get into nasa u die MY HILL

I end up on the world's fastest rocket, able to reach the sun in 26.56948 minutes exactly. Unfortunately when I get too close the ship catches fire and burns out the navigation system. The ship then redirects itself towards the hill and kills everything in an area as large as the state of Alaska.

anyways, no one's hill we are all dead.

Lets start again lol
i drive a dune buggy up a hill

i come up durin the night and strip the car of its engine and tires u hafta take it 2 the shope 2 buy new parts my hill

I go up and say that Hendy said Giants suck, you go to beat him up
My Hill

hendy also says the green bay packers are shit so you go down the hill to confront him

my hill

i hav hendy kill u and me and hendy keep the hill MY HILL

if you want to share the hill with hendy you are 1 f*ck up lad

but i kept the hill didnt i and im not sharing its my hill hes just guarding it

I come back but this time I am not an idiot. I kill hendy then we play a game of chess to decide who will keep the hill. In the middle of the game you have me on the ropes, but all is not lost as I shoot you in the head. You fall down dead and I get the hill.

My hill.

you give me your hill in exchange for my ham sandwich.

Lol this thread is still going.

I then let the ham sandwich spoil and mold and all that good stuff and when the time is right I trick you into eating it. You get sick and I kill you out of mercy.

My hill.

i switched the bad sandwhich wit a good 1 and u die my hill

I kill you both, also out of mercy to spare you the horrors I would have unleashed upon you, my hill

i snipe you from my secret spot but i dont take the hill and no one can find my snipe spot

I come back with full bullet proof body armor and build a bunker on the hill, my hill

I enter the bunker from behind, decapitate sfhbballnut, steal his armor, and place his body outside where it is left for dead.

My bunker on my hill.

I chuck a grenade in the hill, you die
My Hill

i under mine the hill and it colapses...my flat peice of ground

i build a new hill my hill

i do the same again...my hill

my daughter emptys her bowels on your hill

my hill

the smell is soo bad everyone dies when they get close to MY hill so it stays my hill

well technically my daughters but because shes too young i have power of attorney

im not too close and i snipe you , no one hill once again no one can find the secret sniping spot

Wow this thread is still going on...wow amazing...back in the day this was my hill...