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Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:40 pm**

Granted, have fun getting to work in a Rickshaw.

I wish I were dictator of the world.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:55 pm**

Granted, but you are overthrown within a month.

I wish I had 2 points total. (ruin that!)

.44

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:30 pm**

Granted, but you then go on an unbelievable winning streak, and become conquerer for life.

I wish nothing bad happened to me after making my wishes.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:33 pm**

Martin Ronne wrote:Granted, but you then go on an unbelievable winning streak, and become conquerer for life.

That's a good thing

anyway, granted, but it goes horribly wrong

.44

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:37 pm**

I wish you had remembered to make a wish.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:42 pm**

Martin Ronne wrote:I wish you had remembered to make a wish.

Granted, but then I (and you) realize I didn't want a wish, and you ruined it yourself.

I wish this made sense.

.44

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:54 pm**

Granted, but then you saw these.

I wish I had a life times supply of Root Beer.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:00 pm**

I love those.

Anyway, granted, but then you realize that my uncle got me two year's supply of rare/vintage root beer (4 per month) and you get really, really, really sad.

I wish someone could send me 1,000,000,000 demotivational posters.

.44

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:58 pm**

Granted, but they all say the same thing.

I wish I didn't lose my voice today.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:30 am**

Granted, but I just lost mine

I wish I hadn't lost my voice.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:42 am**

Granted, but I couldn't hear you so.........

I wish I had friends.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:18 am**

granted but they only like you because of your money. And quickly leave after they've gotten every nickel and dime.

I wish that you had better friends.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:31 am**

Granted, all your friends leave you for me.

I wish more people would play this game.

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:16 pm**

granted but they all think up the worst corrupted wishes ever.

I wish that I was listening to Led Zeppelin live in concert before Bonham died.

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:27 pm**

Granted, your now old, I hope you had fun living in the 70's :sick:

I wish I was Jimmy Stewart.

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:55 pm**

granted, you're old now too.

I didn't need a wish for that, so I wish I wasn't old.

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:34 pm**

Granted, your now a baby that was aborted.

I wish that wasn't so morbid.

Then again, the morbid the merrier, that's what Curly used to say.

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:27 am**

done, but now your so drugged up that you dont know which way is up

I wish my cat wasnt so loud >.<

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:30 am**

Granted, your now deaf.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:05 pm**

Granted. Your dead.

I wish to be in One Republic.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:54 pm**

Granted but I have no idea what your talking about, so you get nothing.

I wish I new what he was talking about.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:55 pm**

Granted but OneRepublic sucks so you kill yourself after finding out what he meant.

I wish had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

.44

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:57 pm**

granted but you never get to use it.

I wish that I found a pot of gold.

Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:28 pm**

Granted, but you never get to use it.

I wish I was smarter

Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:47 pm**

Granted, son, but only than a squirrel.

I wish you'd bring me that cuppa tea.

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