Conquer Club

I'd gladly pay $25.00 to conquer you!

I'd like to conquer you one region at a time.

Lets start A conquer club with freestyling, sequntials, doubles, triples, and quadruples, but no fog of war.

So do you have any games awaiting players? Because I sure would like to join.

"Hey babe, want to go back to my place and get our 'cross-map' achievement?"


--Andy

youve got such hot curve...y dices.

hey baby let me explore your world 2.1....

Map Edition

Sweetie, I know you are wondering where our relation is headed, and I've had 8 Thoughts about it. I would like to enter your Forbidden City, but don't want to move too fast causing you to Duck and Cover. This may sound like Madness, but please let me Land, and Sea where it takes us. You have shown me a New World of romance, I used to always just Battle for a rack. We've already tried a manage a trois, so maybe we can Conquer 4 and listen to the Wales. And if you were my Spanish buddy, I would want to Rail you, ese. What? I've been too vulgar? Baby don't go! Okay, well I will CCU later...

sully800 wrote:Map Edition

Sweetie, I know you are wondering where our relation is headed, and I've had 8 Thoughts about it. I would like to enter your Forbidden City, but don't want to move too fast causing you to Duck and Cover. This may sound like Madness, but please let me Land, and Sea where it takes us. You have shown me a New World of romance, I used to always just Battle for a rack. We've already tried a manage a trois, so maybe we can Conquer 4 and listen to the Wales. And if you were my Spanish buddy, I would want to Rail you, ese. What? I've been too vulgar? Baby don't go! Okay, well I will CCU later...

good one. Obscenely long, but so is mine. You dont want to know what. ok fine. My finger. all eleven. Well, 10 are normal in length...
Completely related to CC, though. Well done, master

the last few made me choke on my sandwhich

Want to see my tournament stats?

Want to go for a Long Walk?

Would you like me to direct your tournament?

Night Strike wrote:Want to see my tournament stats?

Want to go for a Long Walk?

Would you like me to direct your tournament?

You better stick to warnings and bannning posters.

lol
<slurp>
rofl
gfy
ooh
irl i mean
oh
idk n00b
wtf
klobber
a.sub
yeah
CONQUEROR!
ffs

xelabale wrote:lol
<slurp>
rofl
gfy
ooh
irl i mean
oh
idk n00b
wtf
klobber
a.sub
yeah
CONQUEROR!
ffs

If these are your best pick up lines....you must be lonely.

"Hey babe, I like a gal with a large map."


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:"Hey babe, I like a gal with a large map."


--Andy

Hey sexy ...you wanna see my monkey?

Rocket.

Rocketry wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:"Hey babe, I like a gal with a large map."


--Andy

Hey sexy ...you wanna see my monkey?

Rocket.

"Babe, let me show you who's the real Curious George."


--Andy

"Hey Babe, looking for a good time tonight? Want to go back to my place and get busted as multis?"


--Andy

Wanna get on my friend list?

hey, wanna see my medals, ive got 2 gold medals, and one long, fat silver medal.

Hey, you can give me a BOB-Job if you want to...

"Hey Baby, Youre body is just classic art, with those classic shapes"
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"Hey Baby, my dice are completely random."
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"Hey Baby, Im a hardcore risktaker. I play many games at once."
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sully wrote:Hey Baby, Ive calculated the odds of us being compatible, and we have a 92% chance with a standard deviation of only +/- 2

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"Hey Baby, do you like objective based maps, or do you just go for total elimination"
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"Hey Baby, I definitely don't [player]Lackattack[/player]!"
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yeti_c wrote:Hey Baby, maybe after I get done tweaking BOB, we can go out for some fun.

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"Well Baby, I saw your avatar. Maybe we could just play a quick speed fog game?"
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Hey Baby, whats a seargent like you, doing in a Major's Game like this?
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"Hey Baby, I promise to give good ratings if we play a game."
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JenniferMarie wrote: Hey Baby, my avatar's a flower.

"Hey Baby, Ive won more points on World 2.1 than anyone else"
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Hey Baby, I have two blue spoils. Wanna take them?
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"Hey Baby, I know Im only a cook, but Its just because of my dice."
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"Wow Baby, Im obviously [player]Happy2seeyou[/player]"
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Steelhorse wrote:Hey Baby, wanna come back to my place and listen to my Bon Jovi CD: Slippery when wet?

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"Hey Baby, wanna get in the back seat of my [player]dugcarr1[/player]"
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"Hey Baby, Im Super Elite. I never prematurely cash my spoils."
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King Herpes wrote: "Hey baby its just a username."

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"Nice bum. Whats your favorite map on CC?"
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Wild tiger wrote:Hey Baby, my name says it all...

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"Hey Baby, Im gonna rock your World 2.1"
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"Hey Baby, can I write a message on your wall?"
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wicked wrote:"Hey Baby, Is it okay if I attack Andy's Mountains?"

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"Dont worry Baby, I know the chat moderator. You can talk dirty to me."
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"Hey Baby, do you have a little Irish in you? ...
No
"Want some... games on the Ireland map then?"
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"Hey Baby, Im in THOTA. The best clan on CC."
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Andy D wrote:"Hey Baby! I just got promoted. Now Im Chief Moderator of the site!!! Wanna sleep with me?"

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"Hey Baby, maybe you can make a secret alliance with amber and attack me."
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Hey Baby, would you be interested in a romantic walk on the beach, after dinner at a five star restaurant, and a night at a five star Hotel, driven around by a limo the entire night?...

Great! Just let me finish up my moves on CC, and then we can head out.

After these work:

Her: "Your dice are fffn unbelievable!!!
Me: "Yeah, I got them from random.org"
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"Sorry baby, the refresh button isnt working."
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lance wrote:[player]Hymen[/player] [Busted] for secret alliance with [player]A Mans Part[/player].

Also: [player]AAFitz[/player] [Busted] For creating account [player]Hymen[/player] for joking purposes...I thought about it.

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"Look baby, I know I attacked you all game, but I swear I dont have a secret alliance."
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"I hope you give me good ratings for that"
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Night Strike wrote:"Congratulations Crystal. You successfully completed hosting a tournament. You will be awarded a medal soon!!

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Blitzaholic wrote:Seriously Baby? You saw my username. What did you expect? Foreplay?

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"Umm, sorry baby. I didnt mean to use auto-attack."
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HER: Umm, I checked your profile, and youve played over 6000 games.
ME: Yeah Baby, but I only care about you.
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Queen gonnorhea wrote: That was great baby, but you might want to get yourself tested.
I might have given you the [player]clapper[/player]

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Sorry Baby, with the fog on, I couldn't tell where to attack.
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HER: "What happened to all your spoils."
ME: "I got eliminated by another player. CDMilliner"
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HER: Make sure you put on your [player]osujacket[/player] first.
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Baby, you cant say those words anymore...they removed flame wars a while ago.
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*SLAP* "I wouldn't sleep with you, even if it was the USApocalypse!!
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Cindy Brady wrote: I dont want to tattle, but is BOBby really a doctor?

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HER: "Did you miss a turn, just to get a bigger deployment!!!!
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Sorry Baby, I deployed on the wrong territory.
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AAFitz wrote:Look Baby, Im no good at Ass doodle games. Ive lost over 3000 points on them FFS.

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I didnt cheat on you Baby. I only made the multi to use on the forums. (this will keep someone busy Im sure)
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GL Baby....uh oh....GG
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AND:
Im sorry I was so fast Baby, but USING CLICKABLE MAPS IS NOT CHEATING!!!!

So in a twist of irony...

I read these to my loving fiancee...and lets just say:

I may be using these on someone else very soon.

wow.....................
hey wanna spend some time on the cilckable maps together?

hey baby, i'll share a card spot wiwth you