Conquer Club

fiaff: Word often used by a commanding officer with a lisp to initiate an attack,
not to be confused with a spicy curry dish served in some ethnic restaurants.

oophoryte

oophoryte - a type of igneous rock formed when silicon or graphite based species such as trolls or gollums bump uglies

pilatonskranquilerious

pilatonskranquilerious: The odd sense of humor found in single celled organisms.


mezoposthumus

mezoposthumus - archaeological term for dead aztec kings

lizhrilgrouthriestic

lizhrilgrouthriestic - pertaining to the artificial religion of the priest-class of the possibly mythical alien lizardoids who seretly rule the planet.


farlatidly

farlatidly: the high pitched flatulence resulting from tightly clenched buttcheeks
that tends to occur during the quieter moments of a church service.

seretly

seretly - the action seer's take in looking through time.

ghilostaphobiozene

ghilostaphobiozene - the result of attempts to use benzene as weight loss medication


jumntyou

jumntyou: form of dance popular in the 90's. Jump up, making nine triple yanks on underwear.

pushmortism

Pushmortism:

A phrase or saying which increses support for voluntary euthanasia.


Phrasmic

phrasmic - A combination of words that when amplified to extreme volume and sung with a pulsating back beat have the ability to transform large gatherings into a single unified consciousness.

blotventabulary

blotventabulary: Person responsible for counting the number of blotvents in a group of CC'ers. Blotvents are, of course, those players who continually vent there frustrations concerning what they believe to be unfair dice.

edit: next word is: predantic

predantic: A player who attacks others arbitrarily in games thus defying any obvious sense of strategic logic and gaining no competitive edge. Also spelled preydantic, though the pronunciation is the same.

bioblotvented

bioblotvented:

Obviously this is related to the dice-moaning definition above, but with the addition of the prefix bio it is obviously about life generally.
One who has bioblotvented has uttered a phrase like: My life sucks SO hard!.

scronnular

scronnular: Scron shaped. Scrons are the stalactite like formations found under the noses of people working in cold environments.

Spamgenic

Spamgenic: The uncontrollable urge to make frivolous posts on internet forums.

calamendipity

calamendipity: While looking for Jane Goodall (or any Jane, really) you find Calamity Jane instead and discover that you are pleasantly surprised at your good fortune.

masteplaive

masteplaive, used as a verb. when you thought you knew evrything that was going on but you were really just pawn in somones masterplan. it was all fun and games until i got masteplaived.

sucklurr

sucklurr

one who sucks and who has been lured into a false sense of security, e.g. thinks they have won the "last post wins" game when obviously jonesthecurl is the winner really.

Pfftping.

Pfftping: onomatopoeia for the sound made when a person scores a hit, from across the room, on someone with a nail gun.

crabulous

crabulous: an adhective describing interesting debris from the crab nebula.

Yunnanosauridophobia

jonesthecurl wrote:crabulous: an adhective describing interesting debris from the crab nebula.

Yunnanosauridophobia

Yunnanosauridophobia: a made up string of letters by jonesthecurl in an attempt win an online game, which everyone knows is not a word at all. Furthermore this word-wanna-be was known to jonesthecurl to be a false-word at the time of the posting, and was therefore fraudulently submitted as an actual word.

Stiefelism <-- I am going to regret this, but in the interest of fair play I can take it!

Stiefelism telling somone somthing doesnt excist. like this:

ser stiefel wrote:
Yunnanosauridophobia: a made up string of letters by jonesthecurl in an attempt win an online game, which everyone knows is not a word at all. Furthermore this word-wanna-be was known to jonesthecurl to be a false-word at the time of the posting, and was therefore fraudulently submitted as an actual word.

Stiefelism <-- I am going to regret this, but in the interest of fair play I can take it!

ser stiefel wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:crabulous: an adhective describing interesting debris from the crab nebula.

Yunnanosauridophobia

Yunnanosauridophobia: a made up string of letters by jonesthecurl in an attempt win an online game, which everyone knows is not a word at all. Furthermore this word-wanna-be was known to jonesthecurl to be a false-word at the time of the posting, and was therefore fraudulently submitted as an actual word.

It's a neologism, one coined to meet an actual need rather than one looking for a meaning.
Just as Milton coined the word "pandemonium", Orwell the word "doublethink", and Carrol "chortle", jonesthecurl coined the words "yunnanosauridophobia"/"yunnanosauroidophobic/s", serving three distinct purposes:
(i) It enabled said online game to continue, providing a long enough "y" word to continue (not win),
(ii) It gave the world a much-needed name for a condition which may one day become common when cloning techniques return this class of dinosaur to the world and hordes of people are running scared of them
(iii) It enabled phobiaphiles to finally put something under "y".

Note: so far as I know, "phobiaphile" is a word which has not been used before, but, like "yunnanosauridophobics", it was a useful word which needed to be coined at that point. As was "netlogism", which I made up in the other thread, and which also has an obvious and necessary meaning.

jonesthecurl wrote:

ser stiefel wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:crabulous: an adhective describing interesting debris from the crab nebula.

Yunnanosauridophobia

Yunnanosauridophobia: a made up string of letters by jonesthecurl in an attempt win an online game, which everyone knows is not a word at all. Furthermore this word-wanna-be was known to jonesthecurl to be a false-word at the time of the posting, and was therefore fraudulently submitted as an actual word.

It's a neologism, one coined to meet an actual need rather than one looking for a meaning.
Just as Milton coined the word "pandemonium", Orwell the word "doublethink", and Carrol "chortle", jonesthecurl coined the words "yunnanosauridophobia"/"yunnanosauroidophobic/s", serving three distinct purposes:
(i) It enabled said online game to continue, providing a long enough "y" word to continue (not win),
(ii) It gave the world a much-needed name for a condition which may one day become common when cloning techniques return this class of dinosaur to the world and hordes of people are running scared of them
(iii) It enabled phobiaphiles to finally put something under "y".

Note: so far as I know, "phobiaphile" is a word which has not been used before, but, like "yunnanosauridophobics", it was a useful word which needed to be coined at that point. As was "netlogism", which I made up in the other thread, and which also has an obvious and necessary meaning.

Hmm. I think you may be winning me over. Frankiebee will have to provide counterpoint.

edit: this was the point that had the most influence on my thinking:
(ii) It gave the world a much-needed name for a condition which may one day become common when cloning techniques return this class of dinosaur to the world and hordes of people are running scared of them.

to wercool: have you a new neologism for definition?