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Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:07 pm**

143. Do these 143 things

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:08 pm**

144. Threaten to do these 144 things

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:11 pm**

145. Put a couple of dynamites in the microwaves and push "on"

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:24 pm**

146. Put batteries in all the clocks and set them to all go off at the same time.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:31 pm**

147. Try to start a UNION shop for the workers. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:32 pm**

148. Climb into the ball bin.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:32 pm**

148. throw money in the air and declare a scramble

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:14 pm**

149. set all the speakers to play "barbie girl" over. and over. and over.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:37 pm**

150. open all the yogurts and lick the lids.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:40 pm**

151. use the sale signs as target practice (after climbing down the rope like Indiana Jones and hoarding the guns and ammo from the gun department)

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:43 pm**

152. Laying flypaper just inside the entrance.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:28 pm**

153. Accidentally trample someone, on Black Friday (oh wait)

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:14 pm**

misterman10 wrote:1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
et. al.

Totally stolen from a lame joke site. Leave it to a peasant chap....

Yet, that reminds me....

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:35 pm**

funily enough most have them have been mentioned in this thread, be original people!

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:41 pm**

Yeah, there's a list (which misterman posted) that most people have known since middle school, and that letter really just goes through it.

154. Go to the womens' department and start masturbating in front of the pictures of the underwear models.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:10 pm**

155. Dress like someone from the salvation army with a bell just inside the store, and when someone doesnt give you money follow them ringing harder and faster. after a while when they dont, yell "You're a horrible person!"

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:36 pm**

Lovin this thread.

156. Climb up the sides of one of the huge shelves, then run around jumping from shelve to shelve.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:41 pm**

157. Start ejaculating into shampoo bottles.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:48 pm**

158. Trying to make out with the cashier who is the same sex as you

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:54 pm**

159. When the greeter at the door doesn't offer you a sticker because you're 'too old' throw a temper tantrum.

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:17 pm**

160. ask for something that isnt on the shelves repeated times.

Bonus points if: They get the wrong color.
The item is in the back and on the top shelf

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:20 pm**

Run through the aisles half naked screaming the "smillies are gonna eat me"

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:22 pm**

162. Advertise for k-mart in a big k costume

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:30 pm**

apey wrote:Run through the aisles half naked screaming the "smillies are gonna eat me"

Why not naked?

163. Stand beside the greeter and start telling people that everything in the food aisle is free

Posted: **Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:03 pm**

164. Open a box, relieve yourself in it and then put it back on the shelf. Repeat as necessary.

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