Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:17 pm**

Granted.... but suddenly they came out with PS4, and all the PS3 games were discontinued. Things got uglier from there.

I wish I had an army of hunchbacks armed with kittens on PCP.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:42 pm**

Granted, but i have dogs on PCP that kill your army.

My hill

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:10 am**

ummm granted? Although you didnt say I wish damnit!!

I wish for stupid people, and crule hearted judgemental people to be sent to mars!

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:21 am**

Granted, but...

Upon landing on Mars, the cruel-hearted and judgmental people enslave the stupid people in order to build the ultimate superweapon and the space armada worthy of transporting it. This is the first step in building a colossal intergalactic empire, one that Earth's entire nuclear arsenal is no match for. By the year 2049, they will rule the entire Milky Way Galaxy and the better part of the Andromeda.

And now, I wish for dominion over said empire.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:26 am**

" I wish for dominion over said empire- "
Granted, But...

I wish to be part of said dominion too since its my wish that got us there!! And my family/friends and loved ones to be safe as part of the dominion also!

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:58 am**

Granted, but as you were floating out in space didn't realize the pull the sun has and get sucked into the sun.

I wish i didn't work tommorow

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:02 am**

granted, but its because your employer suddenly adn tragically went broke, your house burned down, and all your assets have been frozen because you were put on the terrorist watch list, you now live in a cardboard box next to a hobo named jim.

oh, and you also have Syphilis cus jim raped you in your sleep....

i wish for unlimited wishes

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:04 am**

Granted- Call in well or call in dead tomorrow ..my mom use to call in well and it worked because she never got sick! lol

I wish for worlds peace *meaning more then 1 world*

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:10 am**

Granted, but only because their entire populations were enslaved to fulfill my pettiest whims (which didn't include war).

And now, to somewhat stick to the format, I wish ^^^.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:55 am**

granted, but then all the people turned on you and killed you because you werent a good evil dictator.

I wish upon a star

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:14 am**

granted but a little 10 year old pops out from behind it and shoots you with a laser beam you are now floating around frozen.

i wish that arsenal would win the FA cup

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:30 am**

Granted, but in the process the lose the last three letters from their name.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:34 am**

granted, but with arsenic in it and you die

i wish that the gladiators of sport will be the best clan

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:05 pm**

granted, but with arsenic in it and you die

i wish that the gladiators of sport will be the best clan

Granted, But now since they were the worst clan everyone is alot worse clan wise and becomes slower and less able to pilliage other villiages and eventually dies..(and yes in the older days clans did pilliage..I read it somewhere in a history book)

I wish everyone would do my bidding.. I want to be sole master to everyone!

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:08 pm**

Granted, but you actually enslave yourself!

I wish I knew at 16 what I know now...

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:11 pm**

granted, but then you know so much knowledge you didn't know what to do with yourself.

I wish i never hit that other car today.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:13 pm**

Granted, but instead you hit a truck loaded with smashed assholes...imagine the mess.....

I wish I had another cocktail....

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:17 pm**

Granted. But now there's a rooster out there somewhere without a tail.

I wish for world peace.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:15 pm**

Granted, but half of the world dies of boredom. Everyone else becomes a Mormon.

I wish I had nuclear capabilities.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:48 pm**

Granted but they blow up on you

I wish i had a Ferrari Enzo

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:07 pm**

granted but it brakes down with over use and blows up.

i wish and my wife wishes that i had a 14" penis.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:08 pm**

Granted, well sort of. Something got mixed up and now your wife has a 14" penis.

I wish I could free all the other chimps out of every zoo.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:10 pm**

Granted, but it goes priaptic and falls off.

I wish I could conquer the world and teach all the idiots a brand new religion...

EDIT:
OOPS... Andy beat me to it, so:

Granted, but the chimps all turn out to be cannibals and eat you.

And NOW:

I wish I could conquer the world and teach all the idiots a brand new religion...

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:21 pm**

granted, but with no more idiots, the new smart people have to be the idiots since idiots will always exist.

I wish my sholder didn't hurt due to the car accident today.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:36 pm**

bluereaper wrote:granted, but with no more idiots, the new smart people have to be the idiots since idiots will always exist.

I wish my sholder didn't hurt due to the car accident today.

Granted, but somehow or other DAZMCFC's wife's 14" penis made one of your more private orifices hurt instead...

I wish Koolbak would give me his alcoholic beverages...I ran out.

Conquer Club

A wishing game.