Conquer Club

your star fleet overlook the hill

my hill of freedom and liberation

i shoot u my hill and only my hill

i get my 5 year old son to kick you in the gonads, then i push you over

me and my sons hill. (now the next person would not want to hurt a 5 year old would you).

i tell ur five year old sun there is a circus in town and he makes u take him MY HILL

the elephants scare him(like they did at the zoo last year), so i come back early and ask if i can join you.

our hill.

i say fine and we build a sky high wall our hill

i cough on you then tell you that I have just given you a fatal disease. You both go mad and kill yourselves. It is only in the afterlife that you realize that my disease was neither fatal nor contagious.

My hill.

i come bac in my after life and hount u until u kill ur self my hill

I HAVE RETURNED.I AM SUNTZU,,,,,,the harbinger of death.i look at your pathetic excuse for a planet.mainly blue in color ,,,,some green patches.i decide to destroy entire planet. load the multy -dimensional 238 anti-matter charge.LAUNCH,,,,,die pathetic carbon based lifeforms.i put 1000 nanobytes to completley clean up ANY residual life force.i have found no life at all.i release a very large charge of plotononium 235 ,and 5.5 trillion tons of a very deadly dose of lasso-anthrax hybrid to finish off all humans.3.8tons of ebola-tetanis-cancer anti -cure to add to the toxicity.MY SPATIAL QUADRANT. GET AWAY. SUNTZU

*is immortal*
no need for explanation, i'm just that 1337 at not dieing
frag's Suntzu so hard you can't tell his head from his ass

MY HILL! (again, no explanation needed, thats just how 1337 i am)

I stalk around the afterlife wondering what to do. I find a giant hill.

My Hill in hell.

I come down there and kill you in the after life, where do you go now? my hill

Since I was killed as a dead person I come back as a live person. Only this time I have knowledge of both worlds and become an unstoppable immortal. I then sign a peace treaty with Cow and the other immortals and take over mt. everest.

My mountain.

still my hill, and now you can be utterly destroyed since there's nowhere to go, you're gone, my hill

Yes your hill in hell my mountain on Earth.

waits a few trillion trillion years until the big crunch, followed by a big bang, waits another trillion or so years for intelligent life to form again, shows them superior technology such as cell phones and they give me a hill as an offering

MY HILL!

We are the only 2 beings left from the previous world and as such I decide to show responsibility (however you want to view it) to lead the new inhabitants. They mistake me for god and I decide it's not worth convincing them out of it.

My group of worshippers.

I kill all intelligent life, my hill

if you kill all intelligent life, then you kill yourself, unless you're not intelligent life in which case you have no concept of ownership.

either way, its

NO ONE'S HILL

I'll revise my statement, I kill all intelligent life except myself, my hill

by revising yourself you create a time paradox since you have already killed yourself and therefore can't go back and change what you did. The universe implodes. waits a few trillion years for intelligent life to form, decides to use fire to scare natives into submission and claim the hill for myself

MY HILL!

sfhbballnut wrote:I'll revise my statement, I kill all intelligent life except myself, my hill

Im not intelligent. I survive and kill you.

My hill for idiots.

I brainwash their weak minds to turn on you, my hill

I'm too dumb to be brainwashed. I accidently kill you with my dumbness and since there is no one left to claim it...

MY HILL.

i say there is food at the bottom of a lake and u hafta find it sinsce ur stupid u go lookin for it my hill