Conquer Club

you do but when you try it our you realise it won't switch off until it runs out of fuel causing you to crash from 10 miles up and die quite messily

I wish there was a Santa Claus

granted, but its the santa clause from futurama, that kills rather then give

umm...WIsh?

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I wish i hadnt been found out not to give a wish

You weren't but now the thread is stuck because no one made a wish and no one has realised it

i wish we had winks as well as smilies on the site

granted but you have to pay to use them

i wish that the dice stopped hating me

done, unfortunately the 'assault cubes' still do hate you

I wish I had the power to shape change

Granted but you end up with a lousy sense of shape.

I wish you had a better sense of shape

Granted, but the shape he has the best sense of is forever and eternally a dodecahedron.

I wish I had a pickup truck.

Granted, but it is a pickup from the 1950's so it no longer runs and just sits in your yard rusting and becomes a health hazard for the neighborhood children.

I wish it wasn't so windy outside today.

Granted now it's windy inside.

I wish that I had made a better wish.

Granted, but then you forgot what your wish was


I wish the Seahawks had gone to the playoffs.

Granted but the refs screw them over by throwing a penalty on every play and they lose 100-0.

I wish that the Falcons had won yesterday.

granted, but the falcons in questions were a flock of seagull hunting falcons, working together to achieve a higher kill rate of seagulls than just operating alone.

I wish seagulls could evolve enough intelligence to invent seagull armour that was light enough to allow them to swim still.

Granted but they are all killed by the falcons before it could be completed.

I wish that sea gulls and falcons could live in peace. (stupidest wish ever).

granted, but they team up and peck you to death.

I wish that i had some pizza.

Granted, but the toppings are seagull and falcon.

I wish I had rocket powered shoes.

granted, but they malfunction during your first flight, propelling you straight into a flock of harmonious falcons and seagulls. The Falcons who are now starving hungry after declaring peace with their old favourite food, attack you without mercy, ripping huge chucks of flesh from your exposed body

I wish you had worn more than a pair of speedo's and jetboots for your maiden flight.

Granted but all the clothing is see-through and having accidently caught sight of him, you gauge out your eyes from the horror.


I wish that no one had to see that.

Granted. evryone died from hearing it.

I wish that everyone saw it.

animorpherv1 wrote:Granted. evryone died from hearing it.

I wish that everyone saw it.

That is without doubt the shitest response i've seen so far. he wanted people to see it, and you claim everyone died from hearing it? Just how many stupid lessons did you take to become this dumb?

I wish for a high end PC which has,

Invincible Security
Supreme Video Cards
BAck up programs so it wont malfuntion
Air con so it wont overheat
Re inforced armor
Surround sound
and a tag wich says its NOT alien technology( FBI wont hunt me down)

Granted but it only works on a five pin plug with 200,000 volts

I wish I had a computer like that that works on regular house electricity and regular plugs

Granted. But, you get frustrated after continuously dying on the same part in a game and throw it out the window.

I wish I had a Ford 1964 red mustang.

Granted, but since your in mythology clan, it gets possesed and eats you

I wish I had a PC like trinicardinal's except this time its bolted with reinforced concrete carbonox alloy so i cant throw it out of the window