Conquer Club

Viceroy63 wrote:That it did not evolved from lower life forms. That is a fact to be sure and evolution the premise accepted as fact.

Bah humbug. I refuse this elitist notion of "lower." Why you you think you are somehow "higher?" (Have you been eating from that tree which you were specifically told not to eat from?) The Neanderthal may not have had the same IQ as you or I but why does that mean he is lower?

Do you know what Adam looked like? How do you know he wasn't a Neanderthal?

(I'm really tempted to go into the whole "Neanderthal's wore clothing," but "Knowledge" and "Naked" is a Hebrew word play.)

tzor wrote:

Viceroy63 wrote:Come on people, Think about it? In the field of Archeology, "Size does not matter!"

Ugh, you know I really meant bone density ... is this where I talk about the BBQ Turkey leg joke?

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Yes it has to do with bone density and bone thickness. The larger the bone (and the larger the animal) the better chance that the bones will survive at least somewhat intact and not in a million fragments. That's why most of the land fossils that have been found are from animals with large bones.

Not to mention whether the animal lived in a dry or humid environment, how many predators were around (many predators eat and digest the skeletons and all of their prey), etc.

At any rate, your whole idea is just backwards Viceroy. You want to claim "there ought to be more fossils, so the theories are wrong". The trouble is we HAVE the numbers of fossils we have. Science takes what exists and explains it, rather than just deciding what they wish were true and then building a story to fit what they want to believe.

I'm beginning to believe that Viceroy subscribes to the theory that the banana is clear evidence that man was created rather than evolved. After all, look how perfectly the banana fits into the human hand.

Woodruff wrote:I'm beginning to believe that Viceroy subscribes to the theory that the banana is clear evidence that man was created rather than evolved. After all, look how perfectly the banana fits into the human hand.

And it perfectly fits into an ass, so obviously God wanted humans to use dildos. Note the logic:

1. Bananas fit in the hand.
2. Bananas resemble the Phallus.
3. The Phallus can fit within the anus.
4. God wants humans to use bananas as dildos.


We've discovered a loophole to the Bible and how it goes on about buggering oneself but not others.

Woodruff wrote:I'm beginning to believe that Viceroy subscribes to the theory that the banana is clear evidence that man was created rather than evolved. After all, look how perfectly the banana fits into the human hand.

For anyone who needs a laugh and hasn't seen it yet:

crispybits wrote:

Woodruff wrote:I'm beginning to believe that Viceroy subscribes to the theory that the banana is clear evidence that man was created rather than evolved. After all, look how perfectly the banana fits into the human hand.

For anyone who needs a laugh and hasn't seen it yet:

Hehe.




--Andy

crispybits wrote:

Woodruff wrote:I'm beginning to believe that Viceroy subscribes to the theory that the banana is clear evidence that man was created rather than evolved. After all, look how perfectly the banana fits into the human hand.

For anyone who needs a laugh and hasn't seen it yet:

That is precisely who I had in mind. <grin>

BigBallinStalin wrote:And it perfectly fits into an ass, so obviously God wanted humans to use dildos. Note the logic:

1. Bananas fit in the hand.
2. Bananas resemble the Phallus.
3. The Phallus can fit within the anus.
4. God wants humans to use bananas as dildos.


We've discovered a loophole to the Bible and how it goes on about buggering oneself but not others.

All I want to say is sigh. Just sigh.

You forgot one important problem. Bananas collapse under enough force.

Clearly you meant to say "a plantain" right?

Because the plantain does meet all possible requirements and can withstand a modicum of pressure.



Just saying.

I lived in Key West for eight years.

Out of the closet and into the Light, tzor?

BigBallinStalin wrote:Out of the closet and into the Light, tzor?

This thread finally got good!

BigBallinStalin wrote:Out of the closet and into the Light, tzor?

No closet for me to get out of. I much prefer the female form. Never the less, one cannot forget the great classics of my day, (such as Debbie does Dallas).

Besides, we all know that Man's nemesis is not the plantain, but the cucumber.

It amuses me as a 6'5" hairy man to stand in the vegetable section section of the suprmarket with a big pot of lube pretending to carefully consider all the available options

What's wrong with the fruits, crispybits?

too squishy

Why did god make peaches so hard to eat? You necesairly need to suck on it to avoid all the fluid to spill. Is it an evil fruit, as oposed to the heavenly banana designed for mankind?

betiko wrote:Why did god make peaches so hard to eat? You necesairly need to suck on it to avoid all the fluid to spill. Is it an evil fruit, as oposed to the heavenly banana designed for mankind?

There are two main categories of fruits, betiko. Heaven approved fruits, and devil's choice fruits. Peaches naturally fall into the latter category.


--Andy

If the juice isn't flowing, then you aren't doing it right.

I try to suck it before it spills everywhere. Otherwise your fingers are all sticky icky.
Do you guys shave your peaches before eating them? The skin is a bit furry othrwise.


I think a great godly fruit is the apple. Unlike a banana, you can t stick it up your ass though. Wonder if viceroy disagrees with this truth.

betiko wrote:I try to suck it before it spills everywhere. Otherwise your fingers are all sticky icky.
Do you guys shave your peaches before eating them? The skin is a bit furry othrwise.


I think a great godly fruit is the apple. Unlike a banana, you can t stick it up your ass though. Wonder if viceroy disagrees with this truth.

let's hope he hasn't tried it out

betiko wrote:Why did god make peaches so hard to eat? You necesairly need to suck on it to avoid all the fluid to spill. Is it an evil fruit, as oposed to the heavenly banana designed for mankind?

If you want to know the secret of the peach; you must think like a vampire.

Personally, I prefer to think of a banana as a vegetarian hot dog. Throw on a bun with some mayo and I'm in heaven. (Well perhaps a dash of garam masala.)

betiko wrote:I try to suck it before it spills everywhere. Otherwise your fingers are all sticky icky.
Do you guys shave your peaches before eating them? The skin is a bit furry othrwise.


I think a great godly fruit is the apple. Unlike a banana, you can t stick it up your ass though. Wonder if viceroy disagrees with this truth.

Different people have different anuses or ani, therefore it would appear that only a few have the god-given right to store apples in their bum.

If evolution were true, then we'd see more people with apples in their asses because it's a superior form of storing food while on the hunt.

tzor wrote:

betiko wrote:Why did god make peaches so hard to eat? You necesairly need to suck on it to avoid all the fluid to spill. Is it an evil fruit, as oposed to the heavenly banana designed for mankind?

If you want to know the secret of the peach; you must think like a vampire.

Personally, I prefer to think of a banana as a vegetarian hot dog. Throw on a bun with some mayo and I'm in heaven. (Well perhaps a dash of garam masala.)

Blasphemy!

betiko wrote:I try to suck it before it spills everywhere. Otherwise your fingers are all sticky icky.
Do you guys shave your peaches before eating them? The skin is a bit furry othrwise.

I never have. I'm kinda lazy like that.

betiko wrote:I think a great godly fruit is the apple. Unlike a banana, you can t stick it up your ass though. Wonder if viceroy disagrees with this truth.

I suspect we may have thoroughly screwed up this thread for him, to be honest. He doesn't strike me as the sort who could laugh at this sort of stuff.

tzor wrote:Personally, I prefer to think of a banana as a vegetarian hot dog. Throw on a bun with some mayo and I'm in heaven. (Well perhaps a dash of garam masala.)

Ewwwwww! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.