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why would you torture everyone by having them look at this, its not even funny
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It's sad. By comparison, the girl on the left looked fractionally attractive..
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In Canada there are age limits on bathing suits.
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notyou2 wrote:In Canada there are age limits on bathing suits.

Invented at McGill University in 1987.

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Army of GOD wrote:It's sad. By comparison, the girl on the left looked fractionally attractive..


the girl, can we call her that? made me want to vomit...
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Does the old woman have implants???? That is terrible...

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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?














Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)
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Falkomagno wrote:Image

This is so wrong, I lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This is so wrong, I lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:


have a soul man! have a soul...
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this one made me rofl :D
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Georgerx7di wrote:
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This is so wrong, I lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah I hate to be a downer but it really is in poor taste.
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You are a so sensitive crowd, I'm touched hahaha :lol: :lol:

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Georgerx7di wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?











Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)


And that's how it all begins.

-TG
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TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?











Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)


And that's how it all begins.

-TG


No, you can't make babies with a jerk...duh...
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Army of GOD wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Georgerx7di wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If you were to take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the rate at which babies are made.


If you take the derivative of that equation, you'll find out the acceleration of their rate at which babies are made.

-TG


And does anyone know what the derivative of acceleration is?











Answer: Jerk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)



And that's how it all begins.

-TG


No, you can't make babies with a jerk...duh...


Uh yea ya can....just depends how perverted you...er never mind :lol:
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Best topic on the whole forum!

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Haggis_McMutton wrote:2. Anyone else find it kind of funny that naxus is NK'd right after insisting that we're all paranoid?
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"I got laid and you didn't!"
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