Conquer Club

kitty sees you and shoots you...you die



My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

i sheak up on darth and shoot him


my hill

before you can shoot to something(im covered so shooting is not possible) kitty(my cat not me) shoots you again he's a pro



My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

i run up the hill put a rambo knife through kitty's head
then when you are not looking i shoot you with a bazooka

my hill

while running to the hill... you hav been shoot thousand of times...kitty's accuracy is 100%



My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

i become invinceable and hang both you and kitty by the neck
my hill

few things...


1-How you get inviceable...you are already dead
2-Even if you are alive you wont reach to the hill so simple
3-In the hipotetical case that you reach to the hill you wont be able to get in if we dont let you because as it's says its inscrutable
4-If you cant enter you cant kill me neither kitty
5-To kill me you'll have to find me
6-To kill someone you'll have to pass to all the guards...
...(still i have more but i think 6 is enough)


My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

you are not playing fair when i take the hill you need to take it back there for untill you stop playing i will not be playing anymore

see ya

your hill

no the game, is about someone taking the hill,but if you try i should be able do defense, if you take me out ill try to take you out,and seriously that you say i run to the hill(that its inecrutable) and take it, if there was noone there then you would be right...you should try to attack in other forms instead of just throwing bombs or running to the hill like that...just read the pots




My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

P.S. Im sure that with imagination you would be able to take it

for the past 13 day i have been gathering a army in hell i will leed that army to the hill

day 1
we have tacken to the forest nerby we are setting up many wepons the emamy have not seen any one we are still hidden

day 2
today we started our attack we have elimanated many of the enamy

day 3 we have taken the hill and are kill the last of the emany

day 4 we found kitty's botty he is dead
darth have run but he will be back we think

day 5 we have full control of the hill.... now we must defend

my hill

ok

day 1- How you've taken the forest?? as its said its My greek fire forest

day 2- We fought hard with our soldiers and with the colaboration of my ultimate army we made you run,if you are asking whats the army ill tell you... my new army is a bunch of rottweiler and in their mouth they have poison hornets...and when the rottweilers bark the hornets shoot off from the mouth and go directly to your army to kill them...and instead of tail my rottweilers have 3 cobras that attack to everyone that wants to attack from behind,and the dogs are on top of 4 eagles(for un dog 4 eagles) that makes them fly my eagles have for wings and they have and good armor so you cant hunt them...and then there are pinguins that are armed to the teeth.And they destroy all your army(btw my rottweilers follow kitty because they are scare from kitty so not valid that the dogs can attack kitty)

day 3 how? even if you could kill all my army,kitty wont let,and even if kitty is not there the hill is inescrutable so youll have to put a lot of effort to take the hill even if the hill is uninhabitted

day 4 how? and no i didnt run coz theres no need

day 5 I continue having the hill,and glad because you put more effort this time,continue like that


My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

day 1 it is not that forest it is a difent one on the other side
day 2 my men are from hell you cant kill them they are undead/zombies so over time i killed your whole army
pluse i have guns i can shoot you army
day 3 kitty was shoot by my snipers
day 4 you run becuase i was going to kill you
day 5 it is my hill so you will have to attack to get it back

my hill

ok ere's my reply...i wasnt online this days,so here it goes

day 1- The hill is surronded by my river and my forest,so you have to pass by one of this two to came to my hill

day 2- Ok your trops are from hell,that's a nice one, but im in the possession of the Styx river, that means that i can decide if these trops can came to the earth, and i deny them the acces so the zombies are still waiting in the hell and see if they can get the "visa in the passport"

day 3-When? you are talking about the best sniper in all the world,hell and heaven its ridicoulus that the best sniper dies because some snipers shoot him

day 4- How? I mean first you have to enter in the hill,and as its says before is not easy to enter its the inescrutable hill

day 5- Try it harder

My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

Who cares over who owns the hill when in the end we will all die and turn to dust. We should spend this life helping and befriending one another, not fighting over petty issues such as who owns the hill. It is just a geographical land form and it has the same significance in my eyes as a mole hill. Hence i am now the guardian of the molehill, but not the keeper. Possession of land should not be sought for. We shall now all live as one with nature and dance around trees naked with the wood elves.

ok nice speech,so in order to give peace to the lands...ill keep for myself,because if no one was taking care of the hill,someone will try to take the hill and another war will begin



My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

darth emperor wrote:ok ere's my reply...i wasnt online this days,so here it goes

day 1- The hill is surronded by my river and my forest,so you have to pass by one of this two to came to my hill

day 2- Ok your trops are from hell,that's a nice one, but im in the possession of the Styx river, that means that i can decide if these trops can came to the earth, and i deny them the acces so the zombies are still waiting in the hell and see if they can get the "visa in the passport"

day 3-When? you are talking about the best sniper in all the world,hell and heaven its ridicoulus that the best sniper dies because some snipers shoot him

day 4- How? I mean first you have to enter in the hill,and as its says before is not easy to enter its the inescrutable hill

day 5- Try it harder

My inescrutable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

day 1 i walk though your forest

day 2 smart but i need no premission from any one but the devil himself and that is not so i got it

day 3 i am still the best i never died i was always dead and dont ask how becuase i ant telling ya i died from cancer

day 4 i enterd just fine i walk righ up with my undead army

day 5 i think ya need better defence.
pluse how do ya kill the dead?

my hill

day 1-Its my greek fire forest you cant pass just like that,even if you cant die the fire consume you,take up time because its difficult to get out and you'll need more than 3 days,and also ruins you.


day 2-You have the permission of the evil to get out fom the hell,but to enter in this world you have to pass by the styx river, and im not giving you permission

day 3- Kitty Lee Oswald has been always the best sniper,everyone agrees with that

day 4- How you enter like that? its the impregnable hill,is not easy to enter you need a lot of strategy,luck,ablility and other things

day 5-I have a good defense(and i haven't shown you all my tactics), why you think i put these names to the hill,forest and river its my defense and you can't ignore them like that

My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

day 1 the army from hell is reddy to make there move are game plan is we fight though the unsupected greek fire forest
day 4 we have taking the forest and are charging the hill
day 7 we have taking the hill and our army is strong we have inprision kitty darth and 10000 of his troops
kittys exacution is in 5 days

My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest

day 1-I said more than 3 days not 3 days,and i dont bring my army there,i just left you consumed and ruined,till all your live-army dies(the deads one are still waiting in hell)

day 4-They died

day 7- Again, how you take the hill?



My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

P.S. You are improving every turn,maybe you'll be able to take me the hill but it wont be easy

time for a history lesson

500 year ago i great rule of hell heaven and the styx river charged the hill with 100,000,000 men from hell they were forst to reteate for a reason i not telling you this men got plasic surgery and live nomal live but noing they will be needed in the fucher


i have 100,000,000,000 men in hell waiting for permission but here i have 100,000,000 men reddy for a fight

day 1i attack the river
day 2 i have almost taking the river
day 3 i a taking the river
day 4 i have the river and i give permisson for all 100,000,000,000 men from hell to come
day 5 i attack the hill with 100,100,000,000
day 6 we almost have the hill
day 7 i have taking the hill
day 8 we have finashed the remaning men in the forst and have taking it to
day 9 it is

My movable hill
My forest from hell
My styx river

ok you have here 100,000,000 men but they all can die


day 1- Again how?
day 5-This mens can die and i use my army(the ones i told you before),and when they see this monster 20% runs away 40% dies 10% surrenders capture you and you die,and the 30% joins in my army forever

And when you took the forest?

My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

ok the men were from hell and never died they live in this world for 500 year but still never died so your defence dose not work

My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

but if they dont have permission to came out...


My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

but they did 500 years ago when a evil ruler had the hill

My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river

i made the styx river some years before(see the other posts) so theres not way that they could go out



My impregnable hill
My greek fire forest
My styx river