Conquer Club

darth emperor wrote:the one who was in matrix is samuraipizzaguy and it was a dream so you're not stronger...

I already told you that I am stronger in RL too.

strike wolf wrote:

darth emperor wrote:the one who was in matrix is samuraipizzaguy and it was a dream so you're not stronger...

I already told you that I am stronger in RL too.

ah ok... so no problem(that reminds me Indiana Jones where a guy was doing some martial art...to fight and Indiana just shoot him) samething happens with you(more or less,where kitty does the role of Indiana)

its a darn shame that the sniper kitty killed was merely a dummy that looks like me. as he takes his 10 shots i garrot kitty with my fiber wire and then claim the hill.

MY HILL

then my wolves maim you. And I lock what remains of your mangled body and throw it in our jail prison, constructed to be impenetrable and we claim the hill. Than to make sure Darth never comes back. I offer kitty Lee Oswald 2.0 to him. The terms of this are that since the original kity is now dead. Kitty Lee Oswald is dead this is his clone and he will only stay alive as long as we don't blow up the chip planted inside his head meaning that if he ever tries to invade again, will simply blow up kitty from the inside with the force of two nuclear bombs.

Our party,
our picnic,
our forest,
our cookie,
our hill
OUR ROOT BEER RIVER!

my blood is poisonous and your wolves die from it as do you and kitty lee oswald 2.0 from drinking the rootbeer with my contaminated blood. As i sit in the jail cell i regerate faster then the buddy beside me. Wolverine his name is i believe. i team up with him and break out of the jail via the "conveniant escape hatch" located in my cell. when we get out we burn your poisoned bodies and sit on the hill.

My burning party,
My burning picnic,
My blood soaked forest,
My poisonous cookie,
My blood soaked hill
MY POISONOUS ROOT BEER RIVER!

Samuraipizzaguy wrote:my blood is poisonous and your wolves die from it as do you and kitty lee oswald 2.0 from drinking the rootbeer with my contaminated blood. As i sit in the jail cell i regerate faster then the buddy beside me. Wolverine his name is i believe. i team up with him and break out of the jail via the "conveniant escape hatch" located in my cell. when we get out we burn your poisoned bodies and sit on the hill.

My burning party,
My burning picnic,
My blood soaked forest,
My poisonous cookie,
My blood soaked hill
MY POISONOUS ROOT BEER RIVER!

Your blood never got into the river as for the wolves and kitty? we had antidotes ready. Apey's fangs aren't just poisonous they're a universal antidote for everything. As for that escape hatch it actually leads to the very bottom of a real, toxic river in fact the acid level is as low as it gets. Your body literally disintegrates from the exposure.

our party
our picnic
our rootberer river
our cookie
our forest
our hill

I come in peace.

Can i join the party? i even brought a decoy cookie to trick Samuraipizzaguy and Darth Emporor if they come.

Interesting... but samuraipizzaguy the next time you garrot someone... be sure that is not a picture of that one while you garrot the picture you slip and fall to the river... and the rives takes you directly to the sea, where there are some assassin dolphins(students of Kitty) that they kick you with their noses till you die...and your blood never goes out from you body coz all was internal.

Conclussion you never took me the hill and that means that strike wolf couldnt take you something you didnt had...and while your army of wolfs aproach here, I throw them poisoned meat, they eat and die and you dont have the antidote coz apey still is in jail(gave up and ill give you back apey)


My hill
My river
My forest

our party
our picnic
our rootberer river
our cookie
our forest
our hill

LOL



My hill
My river
My forest

viking97 wrote:I come in peace.

Can i join the party? i even brought a decoy cookie to trick Samuraipizzaguy and Darth Emporor if they come.

Sure.

darth emperor wrote:Interesting... but samuraipizzaguy the next time you garrot someone... be sure that is not a picture of that one while you garrot the picture you slip and fall to the river... and the rives takes you directly to the sea, where there are some assassin dolphins(students of Kitty) that they kick you with their noses till you die...and your blood never goes out from you body coz all was internal.

Conclussion you never took me the hill and that means that strike wolf couldnt take you something you didnt had...and while your army of wolfs aproach here, I throw them poisoned meat, they eat and die and you dont have the antidote coz apey still is in jail(gave up and ill give you back apey)


My hill
My river
My forest

We've already come to the conclusion that you never captured her. If you wanted to catch her you would have to do it again. I come peacefully to the hill and offer you a trade, in return for the hill I give you a fleet of golden death stars, a new more advanced version of kitty's sniper, catnip for kitty, two years supply of food, a fighter plane and whatever else you wnat for the hill. the catch is that they are all set to blow up (something that cannot be prevented no matter what) if you try to break the trade and retake the hill aor if one of us was to be killed by one of those weapons.

Our hill
our cookie
our picnic
pur part
our root beer river
ourbacon wrapped venison.

when we reach to that conclussion? we reach to another one...

Maybe Ill accept the deal, in change for the forest not the hill...


my hill
myriver
my forest

darth emperor wrote:when we reach to that conclussion? we reach to another one...

Maybe Ill accept the deal, in change for the forest not the hill...


my hill
myriver
my forest

It is true that I have grown tired of this petty fighting but I am offering that and anything else you may want for the hill, you and your army will even be welcome guests at our picnic and party but if you are going to be like Hitler turning down Stalin's offer than so be it.

strike wolf wrote:

darth emperor wrote:when we reach to that conclussion? we reach to another one...

Maybe Ill accept the deal, in change for the forest not the hill...


my hill
myriver
my forest

It is true that I have grown tired of this petty fighting but I am offering that and anything else you may want for the hill, you and your army will even be welcome guests at our picnic and party but if you are going to be like Hitler turning down Stalin's offer than so be it.

Im telling you that i like the offer... but in change for the forest,because the hill is the capital of my empire... but you can make party and picnic on the hill (but alway saying party hill on darth emperor's hill)...and you apey and martin will have the forest and will all sing that we wont attack each other(if we do we lose all what we have) and that will help us if someone takes us something


P.S.Im also tired of this fighting...but I love my hill

After building a castle on top of our hill, I lean over the wall and say......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

Martin Ronne wrote:After building a castle on top of our hill, I lean over the wall and say......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

There's not "our hill" there's my(darth emperor) hill,we havent agreed negotiation still...

You are out numbered
give up
Our picnic party hill forest rootbeer river

Martin Ronne wrote:After building a castle on top of our hill, I lean over the wall and say......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

My favorite scene involving a frenchman of all time.

so, a frenchy, and brit and a yank are walking down the beach when they come accross a lamp. One of them picks up the lamp, and a genie pops out and says "I will grant you each one wish". The yank says "I wish the lands of America would be forever fertile". The genie says "so it shall be". The frenchy says "Oh, I know, I wish there was a wall around france so that germany could never invade again!" The genie says "it is already finished!" The Brit stops and thinks to himself for a second... then says "what's this wall like then?" The genie says "It's 150 feet high, 50feet thick, completely indestructable." The brit says "good, now fill up with water".

You all die laughing at the French joke, except those of you who are french. The french, after being offended (the root of which is "offence" which also means attack, thefore "attacked" in a manner of speaking) surrender. My hill, and only mine.

I blow up the decoy hill that you set yourself up on while we drink rootbeer from the river.

our party hill
Our picnic forest
our rootbeer river.

engages super power

wins
my hill

You engage your superpower but I know your kryptonite. Showing you your one weakness, you fall to the ground powerless and I cut off your head.

of course you all know that Captain Scarlet is indestructable