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Posted: **Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:32 am**

You don't you have that other one that's even worse and get funny spots down there and it won't stop itching - then the fun really starts...

I wish I'd read all the pages between 2 and 69 in this thread just in case someone already said my wish.

Posted: **Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:07 am**

Wish granted, but now you're stupider for having done it, and forever doomed to blow snot bubbles when you breathe.

I wish I could play the guitar like a motherfucking riot.

Posted: **Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:09 pm**

Granted but your wish is misinterpretted and while playing "Free Bird" you get crushed by an angry mob.

I wish I was disease-free.

Posted: **Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:44 pm**

Granted, but government scientists take you away to their secret research lab to figure out how you have become immune to all diseases by performing painful tests.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

Posted: **Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:30 am**

After sustaining massive brain damage your wish is granted in the form of you being on life-support for the rest of your life.

I wish I got a percentage of the profits from The Simpson's.

Posted: **Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:35 am**

Granted but the percentage is 0%

I wish for something cool to wish for.

Posted: **Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:05 am**

Granted, you wished that I (poptartpsycho18) was a millionaire, tax free, having won the state lottery...which is a very cool wish for me :twisted:

I wish I had every dance skill.

Posted: **Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:24 am**

Granted but your baptist and therefore aren't allowed to dance.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

Posted: **Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:41 am**

Granted but you're the only one who doesn't benefit from it.

I wish I had magical powers.

Posted: **Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:13 am**

Granted but it's the worst power imaginable.

I wish I had a useful superpower.

Posted: **Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:49 pm**

strike wolf wrote:Granted but it's the worst power imaginable.

I wish I had a useful superpower.

Granted! Your superpower helps to put out forest fires.....only you put them out by breathing your Super Bad Breath on them, breath which no Altoids can tame!!

I wish that I were 6 feet tall.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:13 am**

poptartpsycho18 wrote:I wish that I were 6 feet tall.

Granted, but you have a head the size of an apple, and your stem is tiny too.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:05 am**

mpjh wrote:
poptartpsycho18 wrote:I wish that I were 6 feet tall.

Granted, but you have a head the size of an apple, and your stem is tiny too.

Wish?

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:06 am**

oops, I wish I die making love to my wife.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:09 am**

mpjh wrote:oops, I wish I die making love to my wife.

Granted, but it's while making love to the goat you wed in an illegal ceremony.

I wish I had dark red hair.

Posted: **Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:52 pm**

Granted but every strand weighs 500 tons and you are unable to move because of the weight.

I wish I make an invention so awesome that everyone in the world bows down to my glory.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:22 am**

Granted but that's only because your invention caused gravity to quadruple. No one can do anything but bow anyway.

I wish I were an astronaut.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:37 am**

Granted you are named to be an astronaut on the next mission. However scientists soon realise that because of the increased gravity, they can't send you out into space and the mission is scrapped.

I wish invention had been something else.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:52 am**

Granted but it explodes after the field test and now everyone is bowed over from laughing at you.

I wish the mission can now be a success

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:25 pm**

Granted, but you owe all of the sucess to me and I become world famous instead of you.

I wish my invention hadn't exploded.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:34 pm**

Granted but you die in the process. All accolades are awarded posthumously.

I wish I could retire at age 40

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:56 pm**

Granted, but you're shot and killed which permanently retires you at 40

Nothing bad ever happens to me (try to screw up that one!!)

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:59 pm**

Granted everything's good but it's actually really boring that way.

I wish that someone wished for an easily corruptable wish.

Posted: **Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:13 pm**

Granted, but there are so many ways to corrupt it that you die of old age before you decide

I wish that everyone on CC became a smilie

(Try to beat that, Mr.

)

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:39 am**

Granted it's weird and disturbing and why the hell would you wish for this you freak?

I wish we weren't smilies anymore.

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