Conquer Club

Iruscible- a person who has an addiction to the game 'scrabble', which has very similar side affects to the drug Cocaine, especially with the older generations.

Pokretinal

Pokretinal n. - A medical procedure developed by Nintendo to 'cure' intelligence amongst Westerners. It involves directing a 10-20Hz strobed 2-frame animation towards the retina, which then passes through the optic nerve to the frontal lobe, temporal lobe, occipital lobe, and finally out the other side of the skull in order to 'cure' the adults standing around sipping aperitifs beside the pool.


Vonbid

Vonbid: A German auction participant who makes a single offer for an item.

slobberknocker

Slobberknocker n. Why say with words what you can say with pictures... of Hayden Panettiere

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crumbroke

crumbroke: A kitchen totally devoid of snack food.
especially for e_i_pi the illustrator
tittytwister

Tittytwister n. 1) The zephyr left behind by a woman racing around, madly trying to find her keys to get the kids to school on time. 2) A mood-killing foreplay mistake often made by exuberent and inexperienced teens. 3) An illustration of #2 that would result in the second Disciplinary Measures warning for posting pornography in under 7 days. (Hint - search for it in Google Images, and click on the fourth link)

jockstrip

jockstrip: Manufacturer's label for the male thong, ie- ass floss. Made unavailable to known plumbers to prevent the procreation of inappropriate "whale tails." oooh carp, that's a scary thought.

cameltoenail

cameltoenail n. A semi-circular protrusion from a cameltoe, indicating that it's that time of the month. Synonyms - tampstamp, pantilinerline, femiseam

probejunkie

probejunkie: A professional political sleuth who moonlights as a beekeeper with a honey fetish.
This term is occassionally mistaken for a ticklish Catholic acolyte with an alimentary fascination.

carbolloximating

carbolloximating

A common ploy of car salesmen - talking rubbish and making up statistics on the spot. If accused of fabricating the "facts", they will claim that the figures are only approximate.

Hurfunuff

Hurfunuff:
A common phrase uttered by drunken people asking their buddies if they have finished puking yet.

Karubida

Karubida: Typical oral response from a scuba diver who's just bitten their tongue
during an under water encounter with a barracuda.

reflatareeker

Reflatereeker: One who fears being complimented by someone he just complimented.




Strakesozerfta

Strakesozerfta: Secret exotic ingredient imported from Kamchutka
that replaced cocaine in the original CocaCola recipe. Also rumored to be
the addictive part of Colonel Sanders secret recipe when he created KFC.


baloogavision

Baloogavision: A new form of "green" T.V. made completely of Balooga Whale parts, that is fully biodegradable.





Zhiverstuhaven

Zhiverstuhaven: Rural Russian slang for "crazy" loosely translated
as "cooking with bees in your bonnet."

freudian flop

freudian flop: Experiencing erectile dysfunction during incest.

qwertlogger

qwertlogger - a typist without a right hand.

Avaspacion

Avaspacion: an Italian piazza reserved for parking scooters.

frumple

frumple - the ruffled hem of the a polyester leopard print skirt worn by a frump

Seppoclanicmyopia

Seppoclanicmyopia [n.] - A portmanteau of seppo, Klan, and myopia meaning the short-sighted nature of Texans. George W Bush suffered from seppoclanicmyopia during both terms as President


Neckjobbed

Neckjobbed - Been strangled, Steve neckjobbed Paul with his own necktie

Pilloclaptothermohi

Pilloclaptothermohi - Ancient Greek. A formal greeting process between an aged philosopher and his young protege that involves the latter receiving carpet burns, a stained toga, an mental scarring.
Socrates: (to Plato) Ah, there is my young student Juventino, over yonder side of the street!
Socrates: (to Juventino) Come here boy, there is someone I'd like you to formally meet!
Juventino: [flees to Babylon]

Kuxitate

kuxitate: The uneasy feeling experienced when confronted
with a faceful of pimples before a first date.

pyrolactimation

prolactimation- The act of filling someone's flamethrower with milk or some other form of liquid dairy product.

fiaff (pronnounced fie-ahff)