Conquer Club

realizes everyone else is dead. Gets bored and sells the hill to the highest bidder. *army is still mine.

i bid two pennies, a button, and some pocket lint!



MY HILL

unimpressed keeps hill until some1 bothers to propose something noteworthy. MY HILL.

all the gold in Fort Knox.



MY HILL

DEAL!!!

P GIZZLE'S HILL!!!

decides to take the hill and buy all the armies that strike wolf has with all of Canada's gold. (what are they gonna use it for? free pot?)

No way man I'll sell you a quarter of the army but that's it.

releases SARS onto hill, which kill your entire army

i'm wearing a gas mask, so its my hill!

Forgets that I am wearing gas mask as well as all of my troops. Cow runs home scared.

P GIZZLE'S HILL.

Hires a new assassin named Jorge. He and Lorenzo remove everyone from hill.

MY HILL!! Also, Lorenzo and Jorge each get a little bit of it (the underground parts)

I buy Jorge and Lorenzo. Assassins love money more than anything, even more than honor. They kill you. and you are then removed from the hill. I stand atop the hill after killing the assassins by lining the money with anthrax, which I was careful not to expose myself to by means of safety gloves and mask. They die after getting to the bottom of the hill. I arrange the dirt in a nice throne like sculpture. Sit and wait to be overthrown.


My hill

I eat you


my hill

hires strike wolf and his army to take back the hill that is rightfully mine




MY FRICKIN HILL

This is the stupidest thread ever.... congrats.

thank you.


MY HILL STILL

I emerge out of hendy's ass like an awkward version of the birth of Athena. which drives your armies mad and they run away. I dust off the throne and sit atop the hill


My hill.

I step out from inside the hill, walk up the side, come over through a chronodimensional skip, toss you into the ocean, plant a flag in the hill [ ] and proclaim to the heavens "I AM A SQUID!"

My hill.

my sperm whale eats you Mr squid
My hill

Jorge and Lorenzo, iinfurited at being mindwashed, destroy everyone on the hill and cordially invite me to join them. No more paying them off.

MY HILL!!!

i use my Seahawks' losing power to gain the hill.



A referee on the hill calls matt hasselbeck for a low block.



MY HILL but i have to repeat 2nd down

I use the cowboys titan whipping power to remove you from the hill. my hill.

i kill your seahawks losing streak and kick you in the balls, cut them off, jangle them in yourr face, then karate chop your belly, shove the balls down your throat, kick you off, build a huge fort, takes out all paths except one, ladle the path with thumbtacks,mines,and trained horses that will bite your [this word is censored due to the fact children are here] off, get angelina jolie to distract you while my hired assassain Jim comes from behind and shoves my [bleep] down your throat as you tremble and shake then a get a huge axe and a executioner named
Crystal as he chops your head off...hahahahahahhahaahahahahahah

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your workers are collaborationists, and join me Lorenzo and Jorge in cleansing the hill. Then my little four-man army and I guerd the hill.

i create my own nationalist hill with a giant nationalist army.


MY OWN HILL

*shakes head and scolds everyone untill they give me the hill*\


MY HILL