Conquer Club

jayde wrote:The gelled-hairsprayed-"wet" look went out in the 80s. And I have to agree with The Prowler, she needs some serious facial help. lol

That's all I was saying before someone took it personally.

Robinette wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:I want to buy a gun...but I can't find the store any of these chicks work at. Suggestions???

that's because you keep going to ordinary Gun Stores for men....

.

Holy crap...its OWENSHOOTER!!!!

jbrettlip wrote:

Robinette wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:I want to buy a gun...but I can't find the store any of these chicks work at. Suggestions???

that's because you keep going to ordinary Gun Stores for men....

.

Holy crap...its OWENSHOOTER!!!!

He looks slightly deranged

Have you read his posts:?

jbrettlip wrote:Have you read his posts:?

Only when he was black jesus and even then just sorta skimmed through them.
Judging by the look of 'im, I made the right decision.

jbrettlip wrote:Have you read his posts:?

No. I just read the first one he ever made... all the rest are just variations on a theme.

HA HA...funny stuff.

jbrettlip wrote:

Robinette wrote:

jbrettlip wrote:I want to buy a gun...but I can't find the store any of these chicks work at. Suggestions???

that's because you keep going to ordinary Gun Stores for men....

.

Holy crap...its OWENSHOOTER!!!!

*SNORT* omigod... that totally made me laugh out loud...

mandyb wrote:
SIREN SHOOTS 'SHOOTER'
Sick of being observed whilst showering and playing on her favourite website, this bathing beauty and keen on-line gaming enthusiast decided to fight back at the peeping tom who has stalked and photographed her regularly over the last 6 months. She lay in wait and shot him after he broke into her London home in the early hours of Saturday morning.
"I just wanted to shower and play Risk in peace", exclaimed the teary-eyed brunette.
The photographer, who goes by the alias 'suggs', is said to be in a stable condition despite being shot at 5 times at point-blank range, and is expected to make a complete recovery.
Full enquiry pending.

Suggs? Man, I figured it'd be mpjh getting shot by InsomniaRed.

Nikolai wrote:

mandyb wrote:
SIREN SHOOTS 'SHOOTER'
Sick of being observed whilst showering and playing on her favourite website, this bathing beauty and keen on-line gaming enthusiast decided to fight back at the peeping tom who has stalked and photographed her regularly over the last 6 months. She lay in wait and shot him after he broke into her London home in the early hours of Saturday morning.
"I just wanted to shower and play Risk in peace", exclaimed the teary-eyed brunette.
The photographer, who goes by the alias 'suggs', is said to be in a stable condition despite being shot at 5 times at point-blank range, and is expected to make a complete recovery.
Full enquiry pending.

Suggs? Man, I figured it'd be mpjh getting shot by InsomniaRed.

PICTURES.... I want Pictures!!!

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 -
These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going..

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 -
You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a
New Wives store just across the street.

The
1st floor has wives that love sex.

The
2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The
3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

I'd have thought most men would stop at the 1st floor, quite honestly.

mandyb wrote:I'd have thought most men would stop at the 1st floor, quite honestly.

I'm just a gigilo, everywhere I go...........

mandyb wrote:I'd have thought most men would stop at the 1st floor, quite honestly.

Who says they don't?

Snorri1234 wrote:

mandyb wrote:I'd have thought most men would stop at the 1st floor, quite honestly.

Who says they don't?

It was suggested by the fact that the floors above the 2nd have never been visited, sweetie-pie.

I wonder what could be on the third floor? I mean what could possibly be better than a woman who loves sex and has money?

It all depends on the kind of sex she loves.

There's some fucked up broads out there, believe me. Or maybe I'm just too conventional. But still...

pimpdave wrote:It all depends on the kind of sex she loves.

There's some fucked up broads out there, believe me. Or maybe I'm just too conventional. But still...

I think you need to elaborate - what's your definition of 'a fucked up broad'?

mandyb wrote:I think you need to elaborate - what's your definition of 'a fucked up broad'?

Well, I may have been using hyperbole there, and keeping in mind that this is a family site, let's just say that were she to want to penetrate me with a foreign object she would undoubtedly qualify.

But if you'd like to know in more detail, I'll just tell you face to face the next time I see you.

pimpdave wrote:

mandyb wrote:I think you need to elaborate - what's your definition of 'a fucked up broad'?

Well, I may have been using hyperbole there, and keeping in mind that this is a family site, let's just say that were she to want to penetrate me with a foreign object she would undoubtedly qualify.

But if you'd like to know in more detail, I'll just tell you face to face the next time I see you.

k, thanks.

A woman with a great imagination and a fun spirit - now that's a turn on

tiberiusaquila wrote:A woman with a great imagination and a fun spirit - now that's a turn on

Hey I remember you, aren't you that guy with the bike and the shoes?

mandyb wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

mandyb wrote:I'd have thought most men would stop at the 1st floor, quite honestly.

Who says they don't?

It was suggested by the fact that the floors above the 2nd have never been visited, sweetie-pie.

I wonder what could be on the third floor? I mean what could possibly be better than a woman who loves sex and has money?

She can cook also? But that's just me.

mandyb wrote:

tiberiusaquila wrote:A woman with a great imagination and a fun spirit - now that's a turn on

Hey I remember you, aren't you that guy with the bike and the shoes?

could be...

jiminski wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Sentinel XIV wrote:I refuse to read this thread until more pictures of sexy women with big guns are posted.

I agreed with this post originally, but then some people took it out of context and posted pictures that have made me too nauseous to achieve erection. Now I would like people to refrain from posting the pictures that Sentinel wanted until the next page, that way I can enjoy them without having my eyeballs damaged any further.

its' a good point .. could we have more saucy woman with big knockers shooting people!? .. perhaps only let Nette do it .. she seems to know what men want.

Saucy women with big knockers??? Seriously, You don't really want that...
heck, i am pretty sure most of you don't really even know WHAT you want....
Let me prove it to you...

Say you're walking down the street and decide to grab a beer, but as you approach the counter you notice 5 young ladies with automatic weapons... What do you do?



A) go elsewhere because they don't have big enough knockers?
B) interrupt them and ask if they've been out hunting men?
C) ponder the significance of how nonchalant they are about carrying such firepower?
D) run away (women + guns + beer = trouble)
E) casually find your way to the counter and order a beer without making eye contact?
F) introduce yourself and ask then what their CC names are?

Oh definately D. Been there seen that.