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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:27 am
by moomaster2000
I don't know about you guys, but im voting Tryone Biggums.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:35 am
by xtratabasco
*Tim Timmerman would make a great propaganda minister.
* hes the 757 pentagon eyewitness that said United Flight 77 flew over him by inches and into the Pentagon
footnote: after his interview nobody has been able to find him ever again.
put backglass on it
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:54 am
by DaGip
Guiscard wrote:DaGip wrote:Your fruitless attempts at bashing the greatest candidate of all time fails with me, sir. I will be voting Ron Paul...twice if need be!
Then your vote will be wasted.
I'm thinking of planning a funding drive for next monday... we can top Ron's four mil easy!
I don't think we have ever had a bald president before, have we??? If luns is for real, and wants to run...I will seriously think about shaving my head to look like him.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:41 am
by Guiscard
hecter wrote:Not luns! Vote hecter!!
You can't run you're only 16... Sorry.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:58 am
by DaGip
Guiscard wrote:hecter wrote:Not luns! Vote hecter!!
You can't run you're only 16... Sorry.
He can overthrow the government in a widespread teenage anarchist's movement! Then he can be Prez!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:43 am
by beezer
DaGip wrote:Guiscard wrote:hecter wrote:Not luns! Vote hecter!!
You can't run you're only 16... Sorry.
He can overthrow the government in a widespread teenage anarchist's movement! Then he can be Prez!
and make it look like it was somebody else that really overthrew the govt.........hmmmmmmm.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:02 pm
by Nobunaga
... Hey, Luns, any thoughts on a running mate yet?
...
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:08 pm
by MeDeFe
Isn't most mating done while staying in one position?
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:11 pm
by Guiscard
Nobunaga wrote:... Hey, Luns, any thoughts on a running mate yet?
...
I can inform you that Luns will be making an announcement shortly. Any questions can be addressed then.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:34 pm
by Iz Man
If I may be so humble........
As to ask his honor Luns upon his imminent election to appoint yours truly as ambassador to the U.N.
My first order of business (with his honor's blessing, of course), would be to remove all U.N. employees and ambassadors out of N.Y.C. over to The Hague, Brussels, or some place in Europe. Freeze all financial assets of delegates and ambassadors until all parking tickets and moving violations in the States are paid for in full (plus interest, of course). Then turn the existing U.N. building into low income housing.
Or perhaps Sec of State? I think looking like my avatar could be quite ominous when dealing with other nations.....
Oh....
If neither of these options is possible, can we at least get a tax break for homebrewers?
Maybe create a national beer day?
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:57 pm
by luns101
Nobunaga wrote:... Hey, Luns, any thoughts on a running mate yet?
...
Yes, this announcement will be coming out soon. We want to wait for the right moment to release this information for the maximum positive effect.
(also, I think he's probably out at the pub right now with the lads).
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:38 pm
by got tonkaed
i tell you what, if this buzz gets any bigger for luns naming his vp he will have garnered more attention than ron paul has.
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:39 pm
by luns101
got tonkaed wrote:i tell you what, if this buzz gets any bigger for luns naming his vp he will have garnered more attention than ron paul has.
Just named him. Let the celebrations begin over my vice-presidential pick!
Re: Not on my watch!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:45 pm
by Mr_Adams
So, when you succesfuly take the president as the first winning independent canidate in U.S. presidential history, I have a few suggestions. Starting with a complete and total withdraw from the U.N. until they agree to be held accountable for in all financial and legal matters. (i.e. pay off those tickets mentioned earlier, and stop wasting the billions of U.S. dollars we put in there every year.) Then declare that we won't rejoin the U.N. after all, because we all know that the corruption will simply re-emerge.
Re: Not on my watch!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:45 pm
by Mr_Adams
I love resurrecting threads.
Re:
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:26 pm
by Ray Rider
Iz Man wrote:If I may be so humble........
As to ask his honor Luns upon his imminent election to appoint yours truly as ambassador to the U.N.....
Or perhaps Sec of State? I think looking like my avatar could be quite ominous when dealing with other nations.....
Re: Not on my watch!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:48 pm
by MeDeFe
Only one and a half months to go, remember when you go to vote to bring a pen along and write "luns101 for pres" on the ballot paper.
Re: Not on my watch!
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:20 am
by Jenos Ridan
reverend_kyle wrote:luns101 wrote:I have decided to throw my hat into the Republican primary. It has become apparent that Ron Paul is gaining so many new converts on CC that someone needs to step up and pick off some of his supporters. If you thought about voting for Ron Paul, I ask you to consider my platform:
1. Ron Paul is against the new Ameros and the coming North American Union. I will go even farther and say that I am against the U.S. dollar. It was the U.S. dollar that replaced colonial currency. A once proud group of colonies that had to constantly barter with differing rates of exchange according to where they lived were then subjected to a one-denominational standard. We will never see those wonderful years again because the implementation of the dollar destroyed whatever sovereignty those colonies had. I WILL RETURN US TO THE DAYS OF COLONIAL CURRENCY!
2. Ron Paul is against this secret new superhighway being built through the United States. I will go even farther than that and say that I denounce the time when President Eisenhower had highways constructed through the continental U.S. We used to be a bunch of states that enjoyed our differences and were proud of them. Then Eisenhower came along and screwed everything up by connecting us with these "super" roads and now our commerce is more fluid. The states haven't been the same since and have had their rights ignored. I WILL RETURN US TO THE DAYS OF DIRT ROADS & FERRY BOATS!
3. Ron Paul believes in the Constitution. I will go even farther and believe in the Magna Carta.
4. Ron Paul accepts donations from White Supremacists. OK, he wins this one...I won't go farther than that.
5. Ron Paul admires the Founding Fathers. I will go farther and admire the Founding Fathers' grandfathers.
6. Ron Paul wants people to have better health care. I want people to live forever.
Mr. Paul, you may think that you're going to just take over the Conquer Club bloc. Not without a fight...and not on my watch!
On 4. You could go farther and accept donations from Nazis.
Actually, he could go further and BECOME a nazi.
Re: Not on my watch!
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:53 am
by silvanricky
Mr_Adams wrote:I love resurrecting threads.
NOOOOOOO!
Run Away, Run Away!!!
I thought we had rid ourselves of those 2 guys. Oh well, if they stopped Ron Paul then that's a good thing.