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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:22 am
by jiminski
owenshooter wrote:haiku - A Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Haiku often reflect on some aspect of nature.
i am your one wish
happy2see you don't cry
one day we will play
I'd rather a rhyme,
Which is largely my affair,
As it is my time,
If i had a dime
For every do-gooding square
who threw me that line
I'd have 50 cents
Not very much for this flair
Although it was meant
to give us the scent
And structure there to repair
I will not repent!
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:49 am
by happy2seeyou
Jim has a picture
of a cock that he uses
as his avatar

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:51 am
by jiminski
hehe he hehe
haha hahaha ha ha
hehe he hehe
Said in the finest
of Japanese tradition
no rhyming at all
*air fizzes from Jim, weight falls off of metronome, poetic juices cease*
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:36 pm
by owenshooter
jiminski wrote:
*air fizzes from Jim, weight falls off of metronome, poetic juices cease*
yes, obviously
because, your last witty line
was 6 not a 5
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:20 pm
by pimphawks70
Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.
But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.
thats hilarious!
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:10 am
by 4 U 2 NV
pimphawks70 wrote:Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.
But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.
thats hilarious!
write it in haiku
time to bring the thread back up
bump bump bump bump bump
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:34 pm
by demon7896
krusher was the king
he cheated and he was caught
we all said WOOHOO
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:41 pm
by happy2seeyou
Dug Carr has been gone
I miss reading all his posts
they kept me laughing
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:24 am
by 4 U 2 NV
loving Happy's sig
Could that really be you there?
One can imagine

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:27 am
by Genghis Khan CA
Oh Owenshooter
Your crazy threads make me laugh
And poop in my pants
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:31 am
by happy2seeyou
NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:35 am
by 4 U 2 NV
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:38 am
by happy2seeyou
4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:43 am
by 4 U 2 NV
happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:47 am
by happy2seeyou
4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:49 am
by 4 U 2 NV
happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:53 am
by Russianfire8371
4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?????
I Thought you were my love...
Oh what a cruel world

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:55 am
by happy2seeyou
4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life
You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:56 am
by 4 U 2 NV
happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life
You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:59 am
by happy2seeyou
4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:4 U 2 NV wrote:happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life
You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow

Good luck on that test
I hope you do very well
Tell me how you do
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:09 am
by moomaster2000
Summer moonlight
touching my bed
brings gentle dream
This is just a poem, not a haiku.
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:11 am
by happy2seeyou
moomaster2000 wrote:Summer moonlight
touching my bed
brings gentle dreams.
I am so sorry
that you do not understand
how to write hiaku
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:20 am
by moomaster2000

You just ruined my perfect day...
the morning paper
harbinger of good and ill
I step over it
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:40 am
by moomaster2000
Gave myself to sin
Gave myself to providence
They don't seem to mind
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:10 am
by firstholliday
Just received word from Clapper.
Her baby is fine.
That was the best news ever.