Conquer Club

yes..but these are fictional boobs...i like realll boobs

heavycola wrote:

legendkiller717 wrote:again, events that i personally witnessed...ive known these boobs since high school

Surely that's a little late to be breastfeeding?

QFT

legendkiller717 wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

it really isnt her face i look at....its an attitude like that that is probably why you are still a virgin...actually being picky ... who does that?

an AD, she is legal....oh so legal and willing

Oh I'm sorry. Did I just insult your munting little girlfriend. My bad.

Actually being a virgin? Not me.

And guess what? You can keep your odd little thalidomide affected 'lady'-friends. Seriously, they're all yours.





And remember, I'm only 12.

tzor wrote:There is nothing nicer than a soft stuffed booby.

*masturbates*

Dancing Mustard wrote:

legendkiller717 wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

it really isnt her face i look at....its an attitude like that that is probably why you are still a virgin...actually being picky ... who does that?

an AD, she is legal....oh so legal and willing

Oh I'm sorry. Did I just insult your munting little girlfriend. My bad.

Actually being a virgin? Not me.

And guess what? You can keep your odd little thalidomide affected 'lady'-friends. Seriously, they're all yours.





And remember, I'm only 12.

ha...i was really retaliating, as much as saying sometimes, its ok to sacrifice the face for the body, thus lovering your standards..

and i was just assuming you were a virgin since you are obviously 12

riggable wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.



Here's the deal. Boobs are good, fake boobs are bad. Why do girls think its attractive to put in globs of plastic into their bodies? Its just gross, and fake boobs look odd.

Actually it's silocon or something. Better than than botox: "Botulinum toxin is a neurotoxin protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It is one of the most poisonous naturally occurring substances in the world, and it is the most toxic protein...It is sold commercially under the brand names Botox and Dysport."

unriggable wrote:

riggable wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.



Here's the deal. Boobs are good, fake boobs are bad. Why do girls think its attractive to put in globs of plastic into their bodies? Its just gross, and fake boobs look odd.

Actually it's silocon or something. Better than than botox: "Botulinum toxin is a neurotoxin protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It is one of the most poisonous naturally occurring substances in the world, and it is the most toxic protein...It is sold commercially under the brand names Botox and Dysport."

anyone know any guy's who've had breast implants?

legendkiller717 wrote:ha...i was really retaliating, as much as saying sometimes, its ok to sacrifice the face for the body, thus lovering your standards..

and i was just assuming you were a virgin since you are obviously 12

For once I'm not going to argue with you, because I was blind drunk when I wrote that post. But I still stand by my assertion that your friend fell out of the ugly-tree, hit every ugly-branch on the way down, and then got savaged by the resident troop of ugly-monkeys for disturbing their nests.

Also, me and my buddies at the climbing-frame think it was extremely rude of you to assume that we're all virgins just because we're four years below the minimum age of lawful consent; that was pretty damn ageist.

riggable wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.

I disagree, I think it's just her expression that's the problem, caused by pointing a 1000W torch into her face.

Anyway, out of 10, I'd give her 1.



Not keen on the army surplus top though, get another picture of her on here with a nicer top and happy expression and I bet everyone has a different opinion, is she up for that?

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skulkrinbait wrote:

riggable wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.

I disagree, I think it's just her expression that's the problem, caused by pointing a 1000W torch into her face.

Anyway, out of 10, I'd give her 1.



Not keen on the army surplus top though, get another picture of her on here with a nicer top and happy expression and I bet everyone has a different opinion, is she up for that?

last one of her

in that picture she`s worth a tear.

boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...

ignotus wrote:boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...

of course, both would be nice.

GreecePwns wrote:

ignotus wrote:boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...

of course, both would be nice.

yes. the whole package... But i prefer a girl with a nice face and personality (whatever personality fu*king means) than some big-boobed-stupid girl...

ignotus wrote:

GreecePwns wrote:

ignotus wrote:boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...

of course, both would be nice.

yes. the whole package... But i prefer a girl with a nice face and personality (whatever personality fu*king means) than some big-boobed-stupid girl...

Wait, do buffalos really have wings? -Jessica Simpson

And I guess I'm with you and that one.

legendkiller717 wrote:

skulkrinbait wrote:

riggable wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?

Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.

I disagree, I think it's just her expression that's the problem, caused by pointing a 1000W torch into her face.

Anyway, out of 10, I'd give her 1.



Not keen on the army surplus top though, get another picture of her on here with a nicer top and happy expression and I bet everyone has a different opinion, is she up for that?

last one of her

Can't you put a smile on her face?

ignotus wrote:boobs are good, but nice face is always better than DD cups on a ugly woman...

if you have the beer goggles on it does not matter.

i like the last one, on many different levels

diddle wrote:i like the last one, on many different levels

QFT

and the second to last one

misterman10 wrote:and the second to last one

I thought you didn't like boobs?