Conquer Club

happy2seeyou wrote:So where is the advice? I have not read anything good in here yet except that Norse likes to show girls how he gives BJ's.

How about this.

Shut up, do as you're told, and never, ever say "no".

Nuff said.

SarumanRingLord wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:So where is the advice? I have not read anything good in here yet except that Norse likes to show girls how he gives BJ's.

/signed

Anyway, anything in this thread = nonsense, because internet males are a different species than normal males!

Yeah, they actually give you attention over the internet.

Norse, the same thing would happen in person just as I say online.... no

happy2seeyou wrote:Norse, the same thing would happen in person just as I say online.... no

Get over yourself.

95 % of women are nothing better than meat-holes who clean the dishes, and most of them aint even good enough for that status.

Me? I go for a classier type

happy2seeyou wrote:Norse, the same thing would happen in person just as I say online.... no

link for Norse: here

Anyway, I've already got myself a guy in RL, so I'd agree with happy once again ^^ *though I'd say no no matter what, lol*

hahaha. Thanks for reminding me Seriously Norse, I have never seen you post anything "classy" so I am not sure where you would get a "classy" female.

I've seen your pic ringlord...and trust me, you wouldnt be going anywhere near teh love-pump.

Maybe I would brush you off to one of my ugly friends who smells, if you're lucky

SarumanRingLord wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:Norse, the same thing would happen in person just as I say online.... no

link for Norse: here

Anyway, I've already got myself a guy in RL, so I'd agree with happy once again ^^ *though I'd say no no matter what, lol*

how old are you?

Norse wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:Norse, the same thing would happen in person just as I say online.... no

Get over yourself.

95 % of women are nothing better than meat-holes who clean the dishes, and most of them aint even good enough for that status.

Me? I go for a classier type

now.... first you say derogative, arrogant, and ignorant (all acceptable non-flaming words ) comments, then talk about class... no offense, but is that just more expensive prostitutes

happy2seeyou wrote:hahaha. Thanks for reminding me Seriously Norse, I have never seen you post anything "classy" so I am not sure where you would get a "classy" female.

You do not think I post classy posts? well this is possibly a reflection back on-toward yourself.

I have a nose for class, and act classily in front of classy people.

In other-words, you are simply not worth it

Norse wrote:

happy2seeyou wrote:Norse, the same thing would happen in person just as I say online.... no

Get over yourself.

95 % of women are nothing better than meat-holes who clean the dishes, and most of them aint even good enough for that status.

Me? I go for a classier type

is that you mr beevers?

SarumanRingLord wrote:
... no offense, but is that just more expensive prostitutes

Well, as much as I like the idea of prostitutes, i would never use one.

However, maybe I would get a decent BJ that way.....

Norse, please tell me how this is classy?" I took this from your profile..

Location: Shagging DAZMCFC's wife....She loves it..
Website:
Occupation: Electronics technician
Interests: Football, RTS games, ladies with fat asses who like being roughly fucked

firth4eva wrote:
is that you mr beevers?

Get lost slag

happy2seeyou wrote:Norse, please tell me how this is classy?" I took this from your profile..

Location: Shagging DAZMCFC's wife....She loves it..
Website:
Occupation: Electronics technician
Interests: Football, RTS games, ladies with fat asses who like being roughly fucked

lol has something I said upset you deary?

oh my, how uncouthe of me.

I am not upset at all, you and I are not friends. I was simply pointing out what you put out there for others to see. And that is all I have to go by.

happy2seeyou wrote:I am not upset at all, you and I are not friends. I was simply pointing out what you put out there for others to see. And that is all I have to go by.

Well, funnily enough, over the internet you can put stuff into profile boxes that isn't nessacarily true....I mean, It isn't like filling out a passport application form, or insurance application, now is it?

Or did you not realise this?

The crux of the matter here sweety, is that you mis-quoted me, and "tried to be funny" about the BJ stuff....

I simply reacted, thinking we were playing a nice little game of "windy-upy" and you have gotten all anal about it...

Don't give, if you can't take.

I'm not even arguing with you here really. Yeah, you giving Bj's is funny. I knew you would see it. It doesn't matter to me whether you wrote back or not. I see you joke around on here often and knew you could take a joke.

heres some advice...dont take the things guys say online seriously...most of the time they are just doing whatever to entertain themselves... women on this site seem a bit sensitive, taking it all a little too seriously...

and those guys that come to your defense...well, they just want to look good for the possibilty that you, or perhapse a woman who is close sees it, wants to meet them in real life, so they can take advantage of the fact that they are "a good guy" and take advantage of you..

in all actuallity, the sick pigs online are normally the most gentlemanly in real life...the internet being an outlet to be the pig they really arent...but tere is always the 2%

I would like to come to Happys defence.......err because Im just a nice guy

joecoolfrog wrote:I would like to come to Happys defence.......err because Im just a nice guy

hahaha, thanks Joe!

Norse, the pit you dug has reached the Earth's core.
You didn't start well, and you were never going to finish well.
Stop now while you still have your clothing.

Anyhoo, unless there's a seperate thread in the works, can us guys ask the girls questions in this thread aswell?

You can ask me a question, I will try and answer to the best of my knowledge.

What is the circumference of a moose?