Conquer Club

Rufus T. Firefly: You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.

Duck Soup

Harry Ellis: Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash!


die hard

Bill Steiner: Hey I think someone just shot a torpedo at us!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: No shit, Buckwheat, now get the hell out of here!

The Hunt for Red October

Helen:
I don’t want a hero, my love, I want a man I can grow old with..

Troy

Norman: Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?

On Golden Pond

I would but you see;

T. Paul: There's a spider on your head.
Nick Beam: What?
T. Paul: There's a spider on yo head.
Nick Beam: Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?
T. Paul: It means there's a spider on your motherfuckin' head, man!
Nick Beam: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
T. Paul: I ain't touchin' that shit!

nothing to lose

Hudson: Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! Let's go, yeah, come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? F**k you!

Alien's

Carol Connelly: Why can't I have a normal boyfriend? Just a regular boyfriend, one that doesn't go nuts on me!
Beverly Connelly: Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist.

as good as it gets

Andre Trochard: Your opinion of me has no cash value

We're No Angels

yeah. if i had a quarter pounder with cheese for everyone who ever said that!

Wrongfully Accused

Django: Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.

Ratatouille

Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.

Notting Hill

Hiya Sackett!

Margot Mary Wendice: Do you really believe in the perfect murder?

Dial M for Murder


Hello Mandy, it seems we are the lone centurians to this thread.

Only by interrogating the other passengers could I hope to see the light. But when I began to question them, the light, as Macbeth would have said, thickened.

Murder on the Orient Express

Well Sackett, better soldier on - it's our job to keep this thread alive

Kaffee: Maybe, if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination

A Few Good Men

"Losers sit around and whine about "their best" Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen"

-Sean connery

Alyssa: For you, to f*ck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition -- you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
Banky: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.

Chasing Amy

Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.

An American Werewolf in London

Little John: Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles.


Robin and the 7 Hoods

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone
Silence the pianos and with a muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come


extract from my fav poem
W.H.Auden - Funeral Blues




just looked on the 1st page and realized the quotes don't just have to be from films! DOH

Who was born in a house full of pain.
Who was trained not to spit in the fan.
Who was told what to do by the man.
Who was broken by trained personnel.
Who was fitted with collar and chain.
Who was given a pat on the back.
Who was breaking away from the pack.
Who was only a stranger at home.
Who was ground down in the end.
Who was found dead on the phone.
Who was dragged down by the stone.

Dogs - Pink Floyd

There's no need to fear,
Underdog is here.

Underdog

Chomper: sick balls

-Stand by Me

Sefton: Let's blow, Chauncey.
Lt. James Skylar Dunbar: Let's

Stalag 17

“You don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and … blow.”