Conquer Club

john9blue wrote:

nietzsche wrote:

2dimes wrote:Huh, I was two pages late to get in. Maybe Saxi should be phoning us if we have not submitted an offer and he's ready to make the list.

Yes, while CC implements text-message reminders, let's make a list of phone numbers to those who want to be remembered about a thread.

I'll start, 63-467 (yes, 5 digits, not many telephones in Mexico)

the richest person in the world is a mexican telephone salesman...

I bought a replacement car charger from him once. The woman in front of me in line was being a real bitch, too, about her accident protection plan. But he was very patient and even gave her a free screen protector. I guess that's how he became the richest man in the world. It's all about making the customer #1.

12 hours: just me, Waauw, and a Sarah Palin blow up doll

WAUUW'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

wauuw will now vote on which suggestions he prefers by ranking his top choices 1, 2, 3:

- 12 hours in Amsterdam with Serbia
- 12 hours being chased through the desert by the Arizona Highway Patrol with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours at Disneyworld with FT
- 12 hours playing World of Warcraft with Andy Dufresne
- 12 hours touring Belgian breweries and chocolatiers with notyou2
- 12 hours of Facebook messaging about girls he and AoG have crushes on
- 12 hours of tag-teaming a Sarah Palin blow-up doll with PhatScotty

saxitoxin wrote:WAUUW'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

wauuw will now vote on which suggestions he prefers by ranking his top choices 1, 2, 3:

- 12 hours in Amsterdam with Serbia
- 12 hours being chased through the desert by the Arizona Highway Patrol with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours at Disneyworld with FT
- 12 hours playing World of Warcraft with Andy Dufresne
- 12 hours touring Belgian breweries and chocolatiers with notyou2
- 12 hours of Facebook messaging about girls he and AoG have crushes on
- 12 hours of tag-teaming a Sarah Palin blow-up doll with PhatScotty

Days usually have 24 hours.

Symmetry wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:WAUUW'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

wauuw will now vote on which suggestions he prefers by ranking his top choices 1, 2, 3:

- 12 hours in Amsterdam with Serbia
- 12 hours being chased through the desert by the Arizona Highway Patrol with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours at Disneyworld with FT
- 12 hours playing World of Warcraft with Andy Dufresne
- 12 hours touring Belgian breweries and chocolatiers with notyou2
- 12 hours of Facebook messaging about girls he and AoG have crushes on
- 12 hours of tag-teaming a Sarah Palin blow-up doll with PhatScotty

Days usually have 24 hours.

This thread is operating under the assumption that everyone returns to their own homes and sleeps in their own beds once the sun sets.

(Except in the case of PhatScotty's suggestion.)

saxitoxin wrote:(Except in the case of PhatScotty's suggestion.)

Sorry, but you're going to have to elaborate.

nagerous

The most elaborate live-action Mafia game ever; culminating by being admitted into the witness protection program

Make a full turkey dinner with stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and gravy. Pack it up in to go containers with plastic forks and knives.

Take them down town and eat with some pan handlers.

I'd take the few hours I've already spent with nag and extend it out for a full day - pub crawl in London, catch a few live bands, get blattered, create a disturbance, mayhem, drunken debauchery, and then we'll really get the piss-up started. SHOTS? AYE!

Bollocks.

Epic nerf war in a disused nuclear silo.

12 hours of rap music marathon and scopin for slags

Get drunk. Pass out in the tube. Wake up with puke on your clothes, and walk home.

Beers, Tottenham vs Manchester Utd game at Old Trafford, Bale scores 3 but Chicharito enters in the second half and scores another 3. Then a pub, talk about that fake InsomniaRed boobs picture, then to the special reunion of Oasis, who will perform some Joy Division songs. Finally, some drunk, slutty english college girls.

12 hours of him instructing me on the mysteries of making methamphetamine for profit.

1 hour of entering him into AA, 11 hours of helping him corrupt the rest of the attendees.


--Andy

Beating up nihilists or procuring severed toes... with nail polish. Or bowling.

-TG

23 hour rave where we'll listen to some block-rocking beats. 1 hour of sleep.

12 hours of snorting coke, taking shots off of girls chests, having wild sex with said girls, culminating in me pissing on naggy's tits before I pass out on his couch.

I would just tag along with Nag, Serbia, Nietzsche, and TGD.


Yes, my ideal day with Nagerous would take nearly 72 hours, but hey, if you don't go to sleep, it still counts as one day.

Timminz wrote:I would just tag along with Nag, Serbia, Nietzsche, and TGD.

This sounds like it would end up being The Hangover.

Bollocks.

NAGEROUS' IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

nagerous will now vote on which suggestions he prefers by ranking his top choices 1, 2, 3:

- 12 hours of the most elaborate live-action Mafia game ever with Slash
- 12 hours of making full turkey dinner and then distributing it to the homeless with 2dimes
- 12 hours of drunken debauchery with Serbia
- 12 hours of Nerf war in a nuclear silo with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of rap music and "scopin for slags" with PhatScotty
- 12 hours of getting drunk and then passing out on the Underground with notyou2
- 12 hours of watching Tottenham vs Manchester Utd game at Old Trafford followed by "drunk, slutty, English college girls" with nietzsche
- 12 hours of teaching how to make meth with FT
- 12 hours of subversive AA with Andy Dufresne
- 12 hours of beating up nihilists and/or bowling with TA1LGUNN3R
- 12 hours on a Satanic serial killing rampage with BBS
- 12 hours of rave spread out over 23 hours with TGD
- 12 hours of snorting coke, taking shots off of girls chests, having wild sex with said girls and golden showers with Ace Rimmer
- 12 hours of being followed and leered at by Timminz

Johnny Adams would be upset, sax.

saxitoxin wrote:- 12 hours of being followed and leered at by Timminz

Loled.