Who masturbates ???????????

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:00 am

unriggable wrote:

so if i read correctly, masturbating makes your penis larger.

alex_white101 · Post by **alex_white101** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:29 am

this is 2 threads now you have manages to be able to talk about touching yourself now hitman, and it looks like you spent a little too long researching all this..... could you spend the time more wisely looking for a girlfriend or something?

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:44 am

alex_white101 wrote:this is 2 threads now you have manages to be able to talk about touching yourself now hitman, and it looks like you spent a little too long researching all this..... could you spend the time more wisely looking for a girlfriend or something?

1. THAT comment was a joke
2.that was a quote from unriggable (this post was also a joke)
3. already have one
HAH!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:29 pm

You could always try to bend over reallyreally far, masturbation is never impossible.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:32 pm

Skittles! wrote:
funkeymunkey wrote:If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.

Or religious.

Or any animal without thumbs. Apparently chimpanzees beat themselves also.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:33 pm

unriggable, how would u do that, clone youself?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:35 pm

You don't need a thumb to masturbate

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:36 pm

MeDeFe wrote:You don't need a thumb to masturbate

Care to educate us, medefe?

Wisse · Post by **Wisse** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:12 pm

Jamie wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.

Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.

lol, touche!

there are also kids beneed the 15 here

coconut4paws · Post by **coconut4paws** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:33 pm

whats next? a poll and forum for who looks at porn? (dont even think about it!!!!)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:36 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Five Finger Sally?

Palmela Handerson?

Pound the Pud?

Weed out the Retards?

Clean the Gun?

Spank the Monkey?

Choke the Chicken?

Knock off some knuckle children?

Yeah, every now and then.

Some other euphemisms for the act of self pollution;

Having a J. Arthur

The five-finger knuckle-shuffle

A quick one off the wrist

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:37 pm

coconut4paws wrote:whats next? a poll and forum for who looks at porn? (dont even think about it!!!!)

I would, if I wasn't blind from all that wanking.

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:39 pm

MeDeFe wrote:You could always try to bend over reallyreally far, masturbation is never impossible.

I first came across that on TV, a programme called "Eurotrash", I think. Quite impressive, but looked a bit painful, and not worth the bother, really.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:57 pm

Use your imagination unriggable, it's not hard to figure it out.

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:58 pm

or you could do a marilyn

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:58 pm

unriggable wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:You don't need a thumb to masturbate

Care to educate us, medefe?

I guess you don't own a dog. They seem to have no problems...and no thumbs.

:lol:

Wind Warrior · Post by **Wind Warrior** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:07 pm

Skittles! wrote:
funkeymunkey wrote:If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.

Or religious.

extremely religous cuz old preists still "play" with little girls and boys

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:57 pm

Its called spanking the FunkyMonkey by one CCer lol

Wisse · Post by **Wisse** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:50 am

coconut4paws wrote:whats next? a poll and forum for who looks at porn? (dont even think about it!!!!)

don't say that! now they will make one :roll:

Scorba · Post by **Scorba** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:07 am

There was a porn thread ages ago.

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:23 am

to all you horny mutherfuckers. Beware, he's fucken watching.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:41 pm

Psilocbin wrote:

to all you horny mutherfuckers. Beware, he's fucken watching.

I would kill the cat with my sword :wink:

hey ladies

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:57 pm

Bad Choice.....they're everywhere.

funkeymunkey · Post by **funkeymunkey** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:17 pm

yes I've seen these cats before, i rather like it when they watch me.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:09 pm

funkeymunkey wrote:yes I've seen these cats before, i rather like it when they watch me.

they're good target practice (if ya know what i'm sayin :wink:

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